Things we learned from Fallout 3

314. At some point, the Washington Monument, famous for being the worlds largest free standing masonry structure was torn down and then rebuilt in the same spot this time using a metal framework.
 
313. Hundreds of years after the war Moira is still trying to find out what happens should someone step on a mine or fall of a cliff... and chars with more than 1 INT are presumed to be willing to find out?
 
ramessesjones said:
314. At some point, the Washington Monument, famous for being the worlds largest free standing masonry structure was torn down and then rebuilt in the same spot this time using a metal framework.
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:lol:
 
317 there is money and FULL carton of cigarettes in every carbage can.

318 in vault 101, no one ever enters, and no one, ever leaves. except your father (twice) your mom, and you.

319 Dead bodies are furnitures, they are freely provided by you local store with the "raider theme".
 
Sidd said:
317 there is money and FULL carton of cigarettes in every carbage can.
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That is because in postapocalyptia (320) no one smokes anymore. An no one needs money because everything just lies around to be picked up. And that means (321) the commies won.
 
damn, you're right. it's this scene where you born, i always thought it was inside the vault.

but anyway,

322 Fallout 3 has been made by people who - probably - never found Vic, despite how many times the Elder repeated herself ...
 
323: You can shoot someone's leg off with a puny little pistol.
 
324: When you kill someone by shooting them in the head, its typical that the bullet will cleanly decapitate them, leaving the head otherwise intact.
 
325: After a messy head shot, a tiny chunk of brain gives clothes, weapons, ammo, and bottle caps.
 
326- having a 25 in explosives makes a black chick give you free stuff everyday

327- a shot glass weighs a pound, yet 500 rounds weigh nothing

328- a 12 year old can walk all the way to rivet city no problem

329- an assault rifle can take 3 shots before breaking

330- an overglorified watch is indestructible

331- said watch can carry all your stuff

332- giant robots say the coolest things

333- butcher pete chops up all the women's meat

334- everyone in vault 101 is a jerk

335- robots enjoy pretending to be historical figures

336- children are assholes

337- my personal robot butler does nothing

338- a little girl makes me murder a whole slice of suburbia
 
340 there's people who have enough time to make androids that eat, digest and bleed !! and those androids even have eyeballs, bones and muscles ! eh, wait ...

341 there's no point of being SPECIAL. you can be PERFECT.
 
342. The old-school fans can be safely ignored, because masses of mouth-breathing morons will buy anything with exploding people and dirty language.

343. The Brotherhood of Steel has nothing better to do than waste human resources on an expedition to D.C.

344. The Brotherhood is extremely bored.

345. The Enclave is extremely lazy.

346. Dick Richardson was a better character than Eden, or anybody else in Fallout 3 for that matter. Heck, even the game's equivalent of Dan Quayle was more endearing...

347. Advanced Power Armor Mark I was awesome. The armor in Fallout 3 reinforces this nicely.
 
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