Things we learned from Fallout 3

291. Suicide in the wasteland has become commonplace. This is evident in settlements where the body of a ‘jumper’ laying in the street is ignored by all inhabitants.
 
That's not "wasteland suicide", that's the effect of unfortunately stepping into the "springboard" anomaly... Oh wait, wrong game.
 
292. A mediumly strong man (6 STR) can smack the SH*T out of 3 armed super mutants (with hunting rifles) with his bare hands
 
293: Whether through stupidity or just plain overconfidence the enclave possesses a dooms day weapon that can target locations but decides that using it to rid themselves of the brotherhood of steel is not worth the effort.
 
295. The game was nothing more than a product placement advertisement for Fallout-related products (i.e., Nuka Cola, Fallout-brand bobble head dolls, etc.).
 
296: Vault security is just not what its cracked up to be(specially if a 19 year old can beat them with a wooden baseball bat).
 
Don't give your purified water to anyone, it doesn't get you a damn thing. Unless you like being a good samaritan but who likes that.

Drink it all before the beggars get to you!
 
299. By killing some ghouls that cannot even breed, you'll get bad karma, but if you kill people - who probably can breed - who don't wanna let the ghouls who are hostile towards them and will eventually kill them if they get inside the tower, you'll get good karma...wait, what?
 
301. It is best to remain a child in the wasteland, cause being under the age of 18 automatically grants you immunity from everything the world can thrown at you, including nuclear explosions.

Become 18, you might as well put a bullseye on your back.
 
(edit.. got my numbering wrong!)302. as a pre war event some 200 years past a school trip was left stranded in some old caves.

after 200 years, only children still remain in said caves.

I do believe a certain bear may be prevalent. And I'm not talking about Yao Guai...

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303. Only humans are bigots, that's why it's wrong to kill a ghoul who commits mass murder out of sheer prejudice (still didn't stop me from killing and leaving his severed head in the toilet).
 
304. Bethesda= Building full of most heinous criminals on the wasteland.

They sure handle the irony.
 
308. Never buy original copy of the game, get pirated one - it'll make your life easier, when you will want to fix buggy DLCs/mods.

Long story short: my Polish copy-protected version of the game (safedisc) made me unable to try one last thing (spent 2 days trying every other thing, reinstaling, patching multiple times) before deleting this piece of crap from my disc for once and for all.
 
zomg said:
308. Never buy original copy of the game, get pirated one - it'll make your life easier, when you will want to fix buggy DLCs/mods.

Long story short: my Polish copy-protected version of the game (safedisc) made me unable to try one last thing (spent 2 days trying every other thing, reinstaling, patching multiple times) before deleting this piece of crap from my disc for once and for all.

309 - Encouraging Piracy at NMA will get you vatted.
 
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