Things we learned from Fallout 4

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

You'd be surprised!

Why stop there? Why a random and insiginficant amount of nobodies? Why not other important and key figures of the united stats government or the other wealthy and powerful figures that exist who equally have money, power and influence? Such people who made Nuka-cola, sunset sasperllia? The list goes on and on. Seems like an awful waste to use this new cutting edge technology as a vault experiment when it could serve a higher purpose.


Man fuck this game.

 

[Dr Fallout]

Man fuck this game.

I'd rather fuck Clinton. Not that I would... want to...

 

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

I'd rather fuck Clinton. Not that I would... want to...

Oddly Enough, Pleasing myself to edgy angsy teenage music is sounding more and more appealing every minuet compared to fallout.

I rescind what i just previously said. I rather would have done the following than fuck fallout 4....

 

[Dr Fallout]

Oddly Enough, Pleasing myself to edgy angsy teenage music is sounding more and more appealing every minuet compared to fallout.

I rescind what i just previously said. I rather would have done the following than fuck fallout 4....

See, never mix up real pleasure with shitty crap.

 

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

See, never mix up real pleasure with shitty crap.

I need a drink, Bartender past the strongest stuff you have.

 

[Dr Fallout]

I need a drink, Bartender past the strongest stuff you have.

We have Fallout 4 Rotgut and Fallout 3 moonshine.

For the more discerning customer we have Fallout 2 Tequila, Fallout 1 Margerita or Fallout New Vegas Sasparilla.

 

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

We have Fallout 4 Rotgut and Fallout 3 moonshine.

For the more discerning customer we have Fallout 2 Tequila, Fallout 1 Margerita or Fallout New Vegas Sasparilla.

Pffft, We have no blue looking Nuka-Cola model-type from fallout 1?

 

[Dr Fallout]

Pffft, We have no blue looking Nuka-Cola model-type from fallout 1?

Hmm, might. Oh yeah, there's also Tactics Tequila. Kind of like Fallout 2 Tequila, but without the tango.

And there's also... Brotherhood Brew...

 

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

Hmm, might. Oh yeah, there's also Tactics Tequila. Kind of like Fallout 2 Tequila, but without the tango.

And there's also... Brotherhood Brew...

I'll a fallout 1 margertia. Whats the damage?

 

[Dr Fallout]

I'll a fallout 1 margertia. Whats the damage?

Damage? Let me see... 25 hitpoints. It packs a punch it does!

 

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

Damage? Let me see... 25 hitpoints. It packs a punch it does!

That is okay, I mid-maxed my Endurance and Strength for max hitpoints!

 

[Dr Fallout]

That is okay, I mid-maxed my Endurance and Strength for max hitpoints!

Great, also you're now unconscious.

 

[TransgenderVaultDeweller]

Great, also you're now unconscious.

What the fuck is this shit? I had a high saving throw for my Con save!

*Flips bar table*

 

[Spacemunkey]

I think they actually did have an institute power armor design in the concept art. It looked pretty cool imo. No idea why they scrapped it.

 

[Crni Vuk]

I feel that this describes the Institute and their research better than I would actually like to admit ... which organisation would dip humans for decades, for no reason, and throw the stuff on the surface. Urgh.

 

[mrchaos]

And what kind of organization would create something as useless has a syntetic gorilla?

 

[FlashBash64]

Because science.

 

[kraag]

Reckon this is what Bethesda was thinking when they put "science" in Fallout 4... cuz itz kewl know

 

[Dr Fallout]

What the fuck is this shit? I had a high saving throw for my Con save!

*Flips bar table*

Well too bad. I'm Emil so suck it! The plot dictates everything!

 

[Polynoid]

208: You don't need to know about Institute to hate it.
209: "Screw the Institute" is a good conversation starter.