Things we learned from Fallout 4

189: Guns names ain't cool unless it is a sentence. The "IMPROVED TARGETING BOOSTED AGITATED IMPROVED AUTOMATIC LASER PISTOL" is my personal favorite.
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Oh yes, those are absolutely common. If you want I have about 5 billion of them stashed away in a locker somewhere. I was going to redownload the game to see what they fucked up with Wasteland Workshop anyway, so maybe I'll take some pictures of some ridiculously long named weapons. (some of them have like 8 names in the title)
 
Ragemage said:
Oh yes, those are absolutely common. If you want I have about 5 billion of them stashed away in a locker somewhere. I was going to redownload the game to see what they fucked up with Wasteland Workshop anyway, so maybe I'll take some pictures of some ridiculously long named weapons. (some of them have like 8 names in the title)
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Your gun only has 8 names in it? Psh, Mine is a prologue.
 
190. People will complain about horse armour in a fantasy game but eat up ghoul whales and, vampires in a sci-fi game.
 
Well, Bethesda has introduced two vampire clans into the previously serious sci-fi series 'Fallout' because they're utterly inept in all things requiring critical thought.
First they introduced the semi-vampiric clan 'The Family', a group that had gone through a unique mutation that granted them benefits upon drinking human blood, pretty dumb right? Not exactly what you think of when you hear Fallout.
Well in order to make sure they offended long time series fans (and, people who simply like their entertainment to have some fucking coherence to it), they introduced the second clan, the Cabots, a family that feed off of the blood of their patriarch, this granted them immortality and radiation immunity, because FUCK ANYONE WHO WANTS FALLOUT TO HAVE A DEGREE OF FUCKING SERIOUSNESS ABOUT IT, IT'S ONLY ABOUT A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TREAT THAT WITH A BIT OF RESPECT OR ANYTHING!
Fuck I think I was correct when I said Bethesda was attempting to give me a stroke when they made Fallout 4, how did they think this was okay? How was this greenlight? Why didn't any developers protest? Why?
191. Bethesda is functionally retarded, as proved by Cabot House and, Kid in the fridge.
 
192. Wasteland Workshop adds less content than a mod and costs so much.

193.Everyone in the wasteland is too dumb to live. How the hell can a human fall for a trap that says free bullets?

194.Capturing a creature means spawning it inside the cage.
 
195. Bethesda lost their interest in making a serious and well written story around the same time they lost their flipping minds.
 
196. The best way to help a settlement is to kill a bunch of raiders that´s ´´harassing`` them, on the other side of the wasteland, not the ones five steps away.
 
Hmm, that's a good point.
201. As the leader of a militia aimed at helping the people of the Commonwealth, you will enslave countless "barbarians" and, force them to fight to the death with animals.
(Somewhat reminiscent of a certain empire that existed from the BCs to the ADs, one that a certain dictator emulates in New Vegas)
 
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This is one of the biggest problems I have with Bethesda's Fallouts. They create a cartoon world, fill it with cartoon characters and cartoon quests but then try to tell a serious and grim dark story and want it to be taken seriously. Its like watching the Looney Tunes trying to do a seriously reenactment of Hamlet or Antigone. Its just baffling and weird.
 
RangerBoo said:
This is one of the biggest problems I have with Bethesda's Fallouts. They create a cartoon world, fill it with cartoon characters and cartoon quests but then try to tell a serious and grim dark story and want it to be taken seriously. Its like watching the Looney Tunes trying to do a seriously reenactment of Hamlet or Antigone. Its just baffling and weird.
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It's not so much even that they are cartoonish. It's that this is seemingly unintentional (and horribly failing where intentional) which makes the already clumsy attempt doubly clumsier.

In capable hands you could get quite a delicious satire from cartoonish caricatures telling a dead serious tale (just look at Animal Farm from Orwell), but Bethie doesnt't have capable hands for doing something like that.
 
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201: Apparently the T-51b power armor a armor that was the strongest pre-war armor to ever be made was outshine by the T-60 which came out a few weeks before the great war.

(Bethesda really wanted some to add some cool looking armor at the expense of years of established lore.)
 
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