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It's in my genes.

And everybody knows the plural of octopus is octopusses. Only an anal retentive wise guy would say "octopi".
 
Romanian Soccer Player Sold For A Lump Of Meat

Bucharest, Romania (AHN) – According to a Romanian newspaper, a local second division soccer club has sold one of its players for a lump of meat.

The transaction was made when UT Arad sold defender Marius Cioara to fourth division side Regal Horia for almost thirty pounds of meat.

But the deal quickly went off for Regal - the defender decided to end his soccer career before making the switch.

He is instead heading out to Spain to find a job in agriculture or construction.

A Regal official was quoted as saying, "We are upset because we lost twice - firstly because we lost a good player and secondly because we lost our team's food for a whole week."

It is not the first time Romanian football clubs have beefed up their squads with payment in kind.

In 1998, Jiul Petrosani is reported to have swapped midfielder Loan Radu to Vilcea for two tons of meat.
The club decided not to feed everyone but instead sell the beef and pork to pay for all the players' salaries.
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Either meats very precious to them or humanity is worth very little. Its a good thing they dont play American football or they'd probably eat the pigskin.

:) ,
The Vault Dweller
 
I was going to post this tomorrow, but fuck it....

Fed-up horse bites owner's penis

A man has undergone plastic surgery after his abused horse took revenge and bit his penis.

Costel Zaharia from Romania spent four days in hospital after his horse turned on him.

He told hospital doctors in Lasi the animal had attacked him after he tried to harness it to a carriage.

The 24-year-old admitted being drunk at the time and lashing out at the horse when it refused to remain still.

Doctors say although the damage to his penis was considerable, surgery has gone well and he should make a full recovery.
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Priceless, truly priceless.
 
Sovz said:
Romanian Soccer Player Sold For A Lump Of Meat

Bucharest, Romania (AHN) – According to a Romanian newspaper, a local second division soccer club has sold one of its players for a lump of meat.

The transaction was made when UT Arad sold defender Marius Cioara to fourth division side Regal Horia for almost thirty pounds of meat.

But the deal quickly went off for Regal - the defender decided to end his soccer career before making the switch.

He is instead heading out to Spain to find a job in agriculture or construction.

A Regal official was quoted as saying, "We are upset because we lost twice - firstly because we lost a good player and secondly because we lost our team's food for a whole week."

It is not the first time Romanian football clubs have beefed up their squads with payment in kind.

In 1998, Jiul Petrosani is reported to have swapped midfielder Loan Radu to Vilcea for two tons of meat.
The club decided not to feed everyone but instead sell the beef and pork to pay for all the players' salaries.
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OMG! Kingdom Of Loathing!
 
The Romanian Senate has opened an inquiry into "indications" that floods that have battered the country were the result of a "meteorological war waged by a foreign power", a senator said Thursday.

"We are planning to check indications and information that the extreme meteorological phenomena experienced in July and August 2005 were caused by human technology controlled from abroad," Dan Carlan told Agence France-Presse.

Carlan, who initiated the probe, said officials in the agriculture ministry had suggested that unusually heavy rain that fell in eastern Romania last year resulted from "a pattern of humidity directed from the Black Sea towards this region".

But ministry spokesperson Adrian Tibu said the senators had got hold of the wrong end of the stick.

"They have mistakenly interpreted the remarks of our experts, who in no way talked of such a possibility," he said.

Extreme right leader Corneliu Vadim Tudor said, however, he was convinced that Romania was "the victim of a meteorological attack".

He refused to point the finger directly at any country, but his mention of "a great power east of Romania, which is increasingly annoyed by Bucharest's policies on the Black Sea region" was a clear reference to Russia.

The country's worst floods in 30 years killed 80 people and caused $1,8-billion in damage.

This year has been little better, with torrential rain leaving nine dead and six missing in the past two weeks. Devastating floods in April left 16 000 people homeless in southern Romania when dikes along the Danube gave way. -- AFP
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So the Blue Alert 2 is coming more and more evident, but why is it blue, well the Americans start to invades, and to counter this the Russians start to use their Weather Control Device. :lol:
 
A Romanian teenager had to have emergency surgery after swallowing a toothbrush while she practised performing oral sex.

Andreea Vlad, 16, from Falticeni in eastern Romania, initially told doctors she had slipped and swallowed the seven inch toothbrush.

But when medical staff carried out examinations they realised she had no scratches or cuts on her throat backing up her claim she had fallen.

When questioned further she admitted she and some friends had been watching a pornographic movie and that she had swallowed the brush afterwards while practicing the technique for oral sex and imitating the women in the film.

A spokesman for the county hospital in Suceava where she was treated said: 'This girl is very lucky. She did not suffer any internal damage because of the toothbrush, but things could have been much worse for her.'
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If only more Romanians will engage in oral sex, we wouldn't have those problems.
 
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Doctors' unions in Romania have criticised a decision to make a surgeon pay £100,000 in damages after he lost his temper and hacked off a patient's penis during surgery.

Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.

Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.
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