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after long, long absence I, proudly present.... ROMANIA - The Return


PM offers to sleep with journalists' wives

The Romanian Prime Minister is offering to sleep with the wives and girlfriends of journalists on a Romanian newspaper to stop them claiming he is gay.

Adrian Nastase, who is also a candidate in this weekend's presidential run off elections, made the offer after being asked by reporters about rumours a local newspaper was to out him as gay.

Nastase said: "I am not afraid of the threat of any sexual scandal created by a certain newspaper that criticises me every day anyway.

"If people from Evenimentul Zilei newspaper want me to prove to them that I have no homosexual inclinations, I will test all their wives and girlfriends to show them where my preferences really are."

Evenimentul Zilei responded by writing: "We are very worried about the health of Nastase, who appears to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown in the light of his recent tasteless statements."
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Does ANYBODY know why this one particular country has so much sexual news coming out of it at every orifice? Is it something in the water that only Romanians drink? Cultural? Shallow gene pool?
 
It could just be that there's nothing else going on there and they're fascinated by their still somewhat fascinated by their new-found liberation. - Colt
 
I intended to post this little gem tomorrow, but what the heck....


Woman's night of romance without a man ends up in hospital

A Romanian woman had to have an aerosol removed in hospital after her attempt at a romantic evening without a man misfired.

The woman, who was holidaying alone on the Black Sea coast, had decorated her hotel room with candles and flowers and put on some background music.

But the night ended in pain and embarrassment after she tried to use a can of deodorant as a sex aid and got it stuck.

The woman, named as Marcela M by the National newspaper in Romania, told doctors she had just broken up with her boyfriend and wanted to prove to herself she could do without a man.

Doctors managed to remove the aerosol but kept the woman - from Hunedoara - in hospital for observation, the National reports.
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How did it get stuck? Sheesh, I'm not even female and I could figure a way to get it out. Better than the hospital... - Colt
 
Colt said:
How did it get stuck? Sheesh, I'm not even female and I could figure a way to get it out. Better than the hospital... - Colt
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I know you could....
 
Ashmo said:
Colt said:
How did it get stuck? Sheesh, I'm not even female and I could figure a way to get it out. Better than the hospital... - Colt
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I know you could....
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Are you, Sir, insinuating that I am in fact an Expert Object Expediter?! Why yes, yes I am!


GET YOU THE HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN TO DIE!

- Colt
 
Doctors managed to remove the aerosol but kept the woman in hospital for observation.
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is it just me or euhm, does that sound kinda suspicious? :oops:

'give her a vibrator & watch' kinda suspicious...
 
SuAside said:
Doctors managed to remove the aerosol but kept the woman in hospital for observation.
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is it just me or euhm, does that sound kinda suspicious? :oops:

'give her a vibrator & watch' kinda suspicious...
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:rofl:

They just want to see what other foreign objects she'll try to stick in there.

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The Vault Dweller
 
that's nothing to the norwegian girls who got a banana stuck in her vagina and had to have her mother dig it out with a teaspoon...
 
in todays news ...... Why bolts and romanians dont get along....

Industrial sex aid lands Romanian in hospital

A man ended up in an operating theatre after his penis got stuck in an industrial bolt he used to try and maintain an erection.

The 46-year-old man, from Oradea, Romania, named only as Janos, decided to try using the bolt to help him keep an erection after seeing a porn star do the same in a film.

But after slipping his penis through the bolt it became stuck and began to swell up painfully.

He eventually went to hospital where doctors tried to remove the bolt.

Dr Gheorghe Bumbu from Bihor County Hospital who operated on the man, told local media: "The penis was so swollen I could hardly see the bolt around it. It was a massive steel bolt and any attempt to cut it could have hurt the man.

"My surgery room soon turned into a locksmiths shop. I even called engineer friends to see if there was any way of cutting the bearing.

"I almost gave up hope of saving the man's penis when I realised that I could make several longitudinal cuts and let the blood come out so that the penis could deflate. After that the bearing came off easily."

He added: "There are men who have erection problems and they're trying all these tricks. They should see a doctor first."
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Why couldnt he just get a penis ring like everyone else?

At the bottom it says "He should have went to a hospital for erectile problems like other men." So this is a common problem in Romania?

I wonder why...

(shudders),
The Vault Dweller
 
Couple couldn't conceive because they were doing it wrong

A Romanian couple complained of being childless until a doctor's examination revealed they were doing it wrong.

The newlyweds had been unsuccessfully trying for a baby. They went to a family planning clinic and had a chat with a gynaecologist.

He realised they were having anal sex and sent them away with leaflets on sex education.

The couple, who are gypsies from Lupoaia went to the family planning section of the County Hospital of Zalau.

They told the doctor that although they have a very active sex life the woman still couldn't get pregnant.

They explained how they were having sex and the doctor realised the problem.

He gave them brochures and leaflets for sex education, reports Evenimentul Zilei newspaper.
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If only there were more people like this in the world.
especially in Romania.
 
What the bloody hell is wrong with people in Romania?! They screwed up something that's instinctual!
 
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