Today in Romania

yet another interesting day in Romania

Boy's penis ripped off after 'joke' goes wrong

A boy's penis was ripped off when he took part in a dare in exchange for a slice of watermelon.

A Romanian market trader said he would give the boy free fruit if he tried to pull a trailer with his penis tied to it.

The man, however, is alleged to have dropped the trailer's front bar, which reportedly tore off the 10-year-old's penis and urethra.

It happened at Rahova market in Bucharest. The trader, who has been arrested, said it had only been a joke. If found guilty of corporal mutilation, he could be imprisoned for up to seven years, reports the Ziua Daily.

The child is in Grigore Alexandrescu Children's hospital and is said to be in a stable condition.
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It sucks to be an appendage in Romania.

What I'm wondering is why these idiotic people never learn from their mistakes? I mean, after fifty morons get their dicks ripped off, bruised, swollen and otherwise injured, you would think their fellow countrymen would take note and be more careful with what they do with their penises. But no, the urge to tie the penis to a multi-ton trailer is too difficult to resist.

Also, what kind of sicko shows his penis at a public market? That boy got what he deserved.
 
:?

Though I tend to agree, the rate of genital mutilations that happened here has rised dramatically lately, for some reason.

Oh yeah, hi.
 
No one got hurt in this one...

Mr Little Penis throws in the towel

A Romanian man whose surname, Putica, means "little penis", has given up trying to change his name because of all the bureaucratic barriers he met.

Constantin Putica, 45, said he had got fed up with trips to various state offices and constant red tape.

He said: "I have got used to people laughing when they hear my name. I can live with it."
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However, he is not on his own, as according to Libertatea, there are dozens of Romanians with names like Caca (Faeces), Cur (Ass) and Coi (Testicle).
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Petition to the Order senate to send a group of heavily-armed well-trained fighter's to "solve" the Romanian problem...

Either that or someone with a background in sociology/cultural geography/biology/psychology could go there and just figure out wtf is wrong with them. What if it starts to...spread?

To the new Romanian member above...do you still have your's attached?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
another day, another incident.


What started off as an innocent penis-bragging contest in a Romanian bar ended up with one man's trip to the hospital to get a wheel bearing removed from his member. The operation took three hours, doctors said, and was a delicate process of cutting and draining the penis that should make all men -- Romanians or no -- think twice about entering such events.

This modern epic of woe began in a pub in Ramincu Valcea, a town of 120,000 in south-central Romania. A 43-year-old man and his buddies held an informal competition. The contest was simple: Who had the largest penis? Our tragic figure, identified by hospital officials only as "Ion L.," thought he could outsmart his pals and, before arriving at the pub, slipped a steel bearing over his penis to keep it erect. That way, he was sure to win the all-important match. Or so he said.

His brainstorm backfired, to say the least, when the bearing became horribly stuck. The man spent the next three days attempting to remove it himself, at the same time pretending to act normal in front of his wife and three children. But the pain was so intense he finally realized he had to go to a hospital. Barely able to even walk, he convinced a friend he had stomach cramps, and the friend drove him to a hospital.

Dr. Mihail Serbanescu examined the patient, and realized he'd seen a case like this only once before. In that instance, the foreign object was simply cut off. Not so with Ion L., the poor unfortunate penis-bragging contestant.

"This bearing was from the wheel of a crane and was toughened steel, so it was a much more difficult and longer process," the doctor explained with some efficiency. "We would have had to use an acetylene cutter to get the bearing off. Instead I had to cut open the penis and drain it to solve the problem."

Ion claimed this penis contest was an isolated incident, and that he does not usually participate in such activities. As for his penis, doctors have suggested that it rest for three months -- and lay off the wheel bearings.
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*activates sub-space beacon*

Ok aliens...the joke's over. Please come back and remove the implants from the Romanian people. They've suffered enough and its not even funny that they mutilate themselves sexually anymore. Im sure your bored of watching the to so please stop this. The Vault Dweller thanks you.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Sovz, where the hell do you find this stuff? Haven't they ever heard of freaking plastic? At least that you can cut off yourelf if smoething happens. :|

*shakes his head and prepares the neutron bombs*
 
Perhaps he made the whole country up for attention. That would explain a lot of things about Romania, and reveal a few things about Sovz’s mind.
 
no, I did not made up any of it. I can assure you, ROMANIA is REAL :twisted:

and for todays story..................


A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife after she accused him of having an affair.

Fifty-year-old Aurica Marinescu from Constanta managed to call an ambulance before he passed out.

Doctors at a local hospital managed to re-attach his scrotum after a ten hour operation.

But despite his injuries, Marinescu says he won't press charges against his wife, according to the local daily Libertatea.

He said: "We were at home when we started to fight over a so-called relationship I had with another woman. She got so angry that she grabbed my scrotum and ripped it off.

"I wouldn't have said she was a strong woman but she was furious and she seemed to have superhuman strength in her anger.

The pain was incredible."

The man said his wife was very passionate and added he still loved her, which was why he did not want to cause her any problems by pressing charges.
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I'd beat the bitch to death with an old, rusty rake for a stunt like that.
 
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