Today in Romania

Yeah, but it wouldn't be much fun, then.
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it depends on which side of the "shlonking" you are.

If Ratty wants to practice Necrophilia without any testicles, who are you to say no.
 
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OH man! Im not eating bread for a week or commenting on anything Ratty says!

Heh, crushed under its own greed.

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The Vault Dweller
 
Actually, that rat's death wasn't accidental. The little fuckwit thought he could get away working as a mole for Kremlin, so my associates and me decided to bury him in concrete. It was too much hassle, however, so we used bread instead. Ask Lauren, she co-signed the execution warrant.
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
Heh, crushed under its own greed.
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I dunno.......... was it sliced before/after death.......... (notice its been sliced with the bread.......)


Since theres no blood.....and its cooked looking...... Id say it got cooked with the bread, then sliced up, then baged.
 
Wait a minute Dovette, this might just be a cunning trap set up by The evil Vault Dweller in order to uncover PsychoSniper's new identity.
 
Marek said:
Wait a minute Dovette, this might just be a cunning trap set up by The evil Vault Dweller in order to uncover PsychoSniper's new identity.
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I didnt know he was banned 'til after I posted that...though now that I read what Marek has to say...I...agree wholeheartedly! It was my plan the whole time. Once I find his new identity we can ban him again for some other obscure reason.

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The Vault Dweller
 
A Romanian man ended up in hospital after he tied string around his penis to avoid going to the toilet.

Vasile Barbulescu now faces months of complicated surgery to correct the damage caused, according to local press.

He was taken to hospital in Galati in southeast Romania where he admitted wrapping string around his penis to put off going to the toilet until he got home.

Doctors have said they are unsure whether they can repair the damage and say he faces repeated surgery.

Dr Alexandru Iurea who treated the man, said: "He told us he had tied it round really tight. When we finally got it off we saw his penis had massive injuries."
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I'm speechless. a new low, even for Romanians.
 
What the?!

If I had to go that bad I would have just went in a cup or even in my clothes. Why risk personal injury? I think these Romanians just dont value their genitalia...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
I heard that some guy actually died due to his blatter blowing up at some fancy dinner party. He was talking to someone 'really important' and didn't want to seem rude by going to the bathroom, and then suddenly he went out with a splash.
 
Luke said:
I heard that some guy actually died due to his blatter blowing up at some fancy dinner party. He was talking to someone 'really important' and didn't want to seem rude by going to the bathroom, and then suddenly he went out with a splash.
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That would have been the astronomer Tycho Brahe, at a dinner with Roman Emperor and Czech King Rudolf II. Or so the word goes. In reality, though, he probably died of mercury poisoning. :/
 
DJ Slamák said:
That would have been the astronomer Tycho Brahe, at a dinner with Roman Emperor and Czech King Rudolf II. Or so the word goes. In reality, though, he probably died of mercury poisoning. :/
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are you sure it was Roman and not Romanian?...... :wink:
 
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