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Unpopular Opinion and Discussion thread
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Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Didn't stop me from violating your mother repeatedly.
In Serbia, mothers violate YOU!
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Okay, Yakov Smirnoff. Crni, you're dumber than pig shit but you're a reasonably entertaining dancing monkey.
Whoo, someone hurt you bad, didn't they
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Go play with your plastic dinosaurs, Autismo. If I want your opinion on something I'll beat it out of you like your parents probably did.
Have you considered writing angsty poetry?
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Have you considered gargling Drano?
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
I seriously hope you're not following this tangent to the idea that foreign nations should inject themselves into our electoral process any more than they already do here.
naossano
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
I would be fine with US governments not injecting themselves in other countries fate.
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Fair enough. To that end I propose we withdraw all troops and materiel from bases overseas and cease foreign aid payouts and wait, this is the UNpopular opinion thread.
naossano
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
You will wait a while...
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Keep shittalking your appointed World Police/only country in NATO worth a single solitary fuck and I'm fairly certain it'll happen much faster.
What does that even mean? Some French guy on the internet shit talks the US, and that might result in the collapse of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization?
You really love to shoot off these razor-edge standup-comedian esque verbal whiplashes, don't you?
What's gonna happen to NATO if I keep provoking your sensitive ass?
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
You really are autistic. Buy a sarcasm detector or something, you aberration.
What a weak deflection man... that was not sarcasm, it's just a flimsy wannabe badass flail. Your point was that if the French/Europeans fail to appreciate American hegemony, then surely we deserve to stand on our own. We would end up overrun by... the Russians? Sure, let's say the Russians, and then we would have learned our lesson, and come crawling back and so on and so forth. I bet you weren't even half way through your response before you had to look for somewhere to shoot your load
Keep it up though, especially with the basement bad-boy schtick you got going, you're actually very entertaining. I mean that sincerely. Why do you think I keep probing you like this? So far nearly every single exchange you're involved in results in you spazzing out and insulting people.
Oh hey, you know, screw angst poetry, you're probably much more of a Dan Bull nerd-gangsta type, do you rap?
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
Yeah, sure, if you say so champ
My (sarcastic) point was that flinging shit at us isn't going to make us leave any faster, but you're dense like fucking neutronium. As for standing on your own? You do deserve to do that, but that's slightly beside the point here.
Like Europeans ever learn lessons. You didn't learn from either World War, you didn't learn from any of the pissing matches before those World Wars, and you didn't learn from the Cold War following the World Wars. I could not possibly care less if your leaders DID come crawling to the USA after we pulled out. Were I in any position to do so, I would recommend leaving you to the Russkies or Chinese or Muslims or whoever.
I found the perfect spot: your mother's face. She seemed to appreciate it, too.
"I'm not mad, you're mad!" Lol, k.
If Zegs an autist, he can't be mad.
Checkmate!
Checkmate!
Cliffy McEdgeface
bitch I will cut you
You've never actually been around an autistic kid have you? Not only do they get mad, they get RETARDEDLY mad. Like, we're talking repeatedly-slapping-self-in-face-while-shrieking-angrily mad.