ironmask

I like my guys like I like my games, bad to the bone baby.

There is no such thing as a "good game".

All games are bad in one way or another.

You’re a bad game

Like at one point after he saves a town from a vicious bounty hunter, he gets a party thrown for him and the young women in town wann sleep with him but he hilariously drinks too much and falls asleep.... but it turns out he is pretending to be asleep because his heavily scarred body has made him incredibly self concious about women finding him undesirable.

And they don't just make the scars be some spots of red or some shit, he is missing an arm and a pectoral, he looks like someone went crazy with a cheese grater on his body.

I would have still tapped it.

Give it some time. The new NMA looked like total shit the first day or two as well.

Also I think you have no personality.

Welcome to the wide world of sports.

Welcome to war.

"Did you hear? The Hun are spearing Belgian babies on bayonets"

Sauce

yep

Kinda ho hum. I only have family I like around me and all the others dont know where I live anymore. The way god intended.

So like every adult Christmas?

https://youtu.be/6EaaN1bYKMk

based

Ratio.

Sadly the truth. But it's better then life behind bars.

It's pretty shitty that a teenager that couldn't even legally drink booze had to choose between killing or being killed.

He was old enough to enlist and get killed for nothing too.

Some stuff just doesn't translate to live action and the dumbasses in Hollywood still haven't gotten the memo.

I simply dont understand the point of adapting a tv show into a.... tv show. Its already a tv show. Just watch it.

Also it was a beautoful tv show translated to a awkward looking one.
Kinda like when they adapted a psychological thriller with a focus on mind games into a movie about gore kills.

I don't feel like dealing with VTMB's bugs.

I decided to play DE anyways. I'm also waiting for the remaster of the Nameless Mod before playing it.

You might have to wait quite a bit. They remade 2 missions out of 8 in the last 2 years.

Hopefully this can give Nintendo some competition though.

Gaming laptops are very expensive and you aren't likely to be taking one to the beach or a family gathering.

What do you mean? Like it is prosperous in trading or something?

What about GG Allin

Shit parents I swear.

The closer someone is, the more they can hurt.

Happy 4th 2021, guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Xp4tlm28c

I wish i can experience more of 2000s than glimpse memory of later part of the decade.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! and with that Ironmask's was transported through time and space to a whole different generation with a brand new body. Hope he finds 17th century West Africa to be a nice chain-ge of pace.... I AM CALYPSO and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

> I wish i can experience more of 2000s than glimpse memory of later part of the decade.

I know right, this generation sucks. I do agree with the "south park" comparison.

I've only ever played Soul Caliber and that was back in the PS360 days.

On one hand, Dante would've been cool on the other, another Anime swordfighter would've killed everyone.