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  • *start a new game of Stronghold Crusader* “we need revenue! I’ll raise taxes from 0% to low!” *popularity drops* YOUR PEOPLE LOATHE YOU SIRE
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    Dr Fallout
    Dr Fallout
    "This policy of no taxes is one thing but.... what about a small gift....... go on..."
    YOUR MOTHER WAS AN ELF AND YOUR FATHER AN OATHBREAKER
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    You're mother also pretended to get kidnapped all the time so she can get gang banged by Orcs. After the fourth time your father called her out for the whore she was and cleft her cleanly in two. It was honestly pretty fucking awesome.
    I feel like I should either go all-in getting back to my usual lean self, or just say “fuck it” and experience life as a disgusting fat man.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Yeah
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    you could order some semi cheap-ass exercise-bike, like I (as in, my gf) did (for me), it's a good little investment, really. I face it to the TV, watch Youtube, or play some game, while *sweatting like a fucking pig* honestly, idunno how I sweat like that, i DRIP all over, I DRENCH my shorts!
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Also, I'm bummed to hear you never learned to ride a bike. Bicycles are amazing. I'm extra sad lately, after my awesome bike broke itself, and I'm eagering to get it fixed, since I'm pushing myself there too, leaving the stationary indoors thing for bad weather days. Although sometimes I bicycle outside in the rain, LIKE A VIKING!
    Tinder is the most shallow thing ever; you’re judging a person based entirely upon photos and 120 words or less.
    That Trolli gummy worm commercial plays so much in the background while I write (I leave the TV on) that it’s seared into my fucking brain.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    OOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO
    HELLO CONSOOMER. PLEASE REMEMBER TO CONSOOM.
    Given a choice of the lesser of two evils... I prefer to play both sides and fuck with everybody.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    I’d be down for that. Some of the accusations made against the Templars at the end were fucking WILD. Seeing a Templar shove a cross up his ass then tongue kiss a brother would be hot- I mean interesting...
    TheGM
    TheGM
    If given the choice between two evils...I'd show them what real evil looks like *hides lego piece in your shoe*
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    TorontoReign
    Those were likely lies. The Templars were simply Gnostic.
    Today my dog cut himself on some brambles and I had the irrational and unwarranted response of licking the blood off. Khorne would be proud.
    Drinking at 2 am on a Tuesday. Life is beautiful sometimes, when you probably have a self-control problem. I love you guys.
    Just finished the Warhammer Horror book “Beasts In Velvet”. Holy shit, that was fucking good.
    That GoT mod for the original Rome Total War is great. Nothing is as wondrously evil as conquering the North for the Boltons.
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