Say It Ain't So 4too!
Say It Ain't So 4too!
I'll keep this at the antidotal level of accuracy, any corrections welcome.
Used the PS2 for a kid sitting device between watching movies and sampling the few games that got my attention.
Got several of the Snow-blind engined Dark Alliance 'Gauntlet' clones and we all played them through to completion.
The favorite group play was a form of 'hot seat' where each present would take a turn driving the player character.
The kids knew of the FO's, but never really got past the Hub, the Den, or the second BOS bunker.
Being the mean spirited delinquents their mothers always predicated they would be,
because they had to be cattle prodded to eat green food, and food that touched green food,
and court ordered to limit the spread of the natural wet lands that were their bivouacs,
these touched by 'teh diabow-lick evol' acquired a copy of FOBOS to blight my arcane residence.
Ran the guns akimbo babe through the 1st level and never went back. So "meh-didn't finish" seems as good a reality check that FOBOS is entitled.
Don't recall any 'asploding heads' so I doubt the present guardians of bad taste will bother to re-animate this zombie in some X-Box compilation,
but been told there are jumping puzzles in FOBOS like in the Dark Alliance games (if i wanted a jumping puzzle I 'd mountaineer the mammary physics of Lara Croft),
so that one dubious hand-eye feature alone, jumping puzzles, (or in pairs-triples? with breasts) may attract the marketeers and lactose tolerant nex gen apologists.
Don't recall if the FOBOS dual wielding babe jiggles on demand, but we know if the purveyors of prurient entertainment lie about it enough ... it will be so.
Be afraid, tit physics alone empowered those volley ball / lurking lesbo DOA epics -->
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Funny if DOA volley ball had more RPG -social- elements then FOBOS, some may infer the seduction/friendship game described was more RPG then FO3!
Be afraid ... the first shoe/boob - FOBOS - has already dropped, and in the universe of video game entertainment the cup of eye candy akimbo always 'runneth over".
4too