Fallout Haiku

[Lukus]

Lloyd, pretty boy Lloyd -
Your looks will serve you little,
where you are going.

Next up: treasure hunter Mickey.

 

[analord]

Who the fuck is mick?
Ain't no fucker I heard of
Micheal Hunt Treasure

- New Reno Virgin Street

 

[Ah-Teen]

i walk free of sin
glowing sign burning a mark
my third step in hell

Next miniguns

 

[alec]

If you take a gun
and make it small, you'll end up
with a minigun.



Minigun little,
minigun huge: which nigga
do you hate the most?

or

Minigun little,
minigun huge: which target
are you gonna choose?



Next: killing kids for fun

 

[Pipboy2000]

Killing kids for fun
Got karmic trait now I'm on
The run from hunters.



Next up, Tragic.

 

[Duckman]

Tragic is the game,
A rip-off of Magic cards,
But I'm sure it's great...







NEXT:

SPECIAL character creation sheet.

 

[Ah-Teen]

1 Strength: beat mutie fist
3 perception: snipe see avoid kill
3 endurance: suffer

3 Charisma: Porn Star
3 intelligence: lacking, mentats
3 agility: fast gun

1 luck: roll of the dice
This character for fallout.
Works well with turn based


Brawwwwar.... bored.

NEXT UP -> Pressing shift and clicking credits
If you don't know what I'm talking about, I greatly suggest doing it.

 

[Seraphim Pwns U]

Shift click gives me laughs,
Funny quotes from the dev team
Boom makes head blow up

Anatomically
Correct, he is not naked
Quick, draw a bunny

See steven spielberg
Go by? no I was pissing
Crap is hard to make

Out of my way, please
I am a fucking genius
Tired of peanut

Fallout by U.S.
for U.S. and the rest of
the world can get stuffed

...

Next up... Stimpacks.

 

[alec]

Stimpaks for breakfast
and Psycho for lunch. Mentats
are served at dinner.

Next: Rhombus' temper

 

[Dracon M'Alkir]

Arrogant is he,
The man known as Rhombus,
Thinks he is the one.

Next: The Master

 

[Morbus]

High targets he had
Vault Dweller came and shot him
Now The Master's dead...

Next: A little boy named Curtis (who doesn't remember Curtis?)

 

[Pipboy2000]

Courtyard Curtis sad
Til Chosen found Nixon's head
Then tore off his head.

Next up, Vault Suit.

 

[Dracon M'Alkir]

The vault suit.
Rubbery, blue.
Comfortable.

Next up: Highwayman (Car)

 

[Pipboy2000]

DarkLegacy, that was not a haiku, spaz.

Had to hunt the world
For car parts for Vic to hold
Highwayman in Den.


Next up - Smoke

 

[Seraphim Pwns U]

Why is there none here?
I need my nicotine now.
Oh, you meant burned things?

Next up, Ian.

 

[Ah-Teen]

Ian Ian, the lil' fuck
He lies dead now, vault 15
Shot me once or twice

---> fire gecko (Damn them all to HELL!)

 

[Dracon M'Alkir]

Fire Gecko, die.
Burn and die you fuck,
Cruel Irony.

Next up: Flamethrower

 

[alec]

Fire Gecko, die.
Burn and die you fuck,
Cruel Irony.

Next up: Flamethrower

Dude, haikus are 5-7-5 syllables. And don't you forget it!

 

[Seraphim Pwns U]

Since Alec didn't post one...

Beautiful fire
Lapping from the front of my gun
Flaming dance of death

In the next haiku... deathclaws.

 

[Pipboy2000]

Why is there none here?
I need my nicotine now.
Oh, you meant burned things?

Next up, Ian.

You fucktard, I was talking about the dog.



Serap, that's not a fucking hiaku either, dipshit. - 50 posts for fucking up.


Deathclaws with tough hides
I shoot them thrice then run around
They come, I gun down.

Next---- Thomas Moore.