Fallout Haiku

:lol:

Alright then:

Dogmeat will never
Get his two bonus luck points
In the NCR.

Next: conspiracy in Broken Hills
 
The conspiracy
of mutants and humanoids
was pretty boring

Next: the often unappreciated monkey brain.
 
Bot's got monkey brain.
Luckily it can't throw crap
at people of Wastes.

Next: Myron. Myron! Baby Myron!
 
Stab! Stab! Ha, you're dead!,
laughs some junkie high on jet.
That was Myron's end.

Next: Haukin (or how it's spelled) - the shaman in Arroyo with the mess on his head.
 
It's 'Hakunin'

Elder of Arroyo?
Please, let me have a laugh.
He is just too high.

Next: The big (giant) stewards on casino doors in New Reno.
 
A fresh red paint job
Gun smoke hanging in the air
No more racist bitch

Piles of junk lie
Radio parts and beer bottles
Where the fuck is Vic?


Next: Vault City's Genetic Problems (Ha ha ha!)
 
Too thin grows the seed
To save our line, our future
You must fill the cup

Next: His name escapes me, but write about that one mutant on the third level of the Military base in FO1 that you kill in front of his human lady love.
 
The mutation made
him a better lover when
some parts swell bigger.

Next: A pop culture reference.
 
Pop culture? Sheesh... A Pamela Anderson reference maybe?


Few people know this,
but the Vaultdweller's arse is
filled with silicones.



There you go. Next: the Tommy Gun.
 
An urn filled with ash
and a gang that will kill you.
Fuck Neal. Go Vinnie!

Next: the crashed spacecraft with the alien bones and Alien Blaster (special encounter).
 
Alien Blaster,
So much death and destruction
You are all so fucked

The first time you meet a Deathclaw in Fallout 1.
 
The Gun Runners saw
what the Deathclaws had done to
my blue-yellow suit.

Next: Katja
 
Likes to throw them knives.
Green mohawk, leather jacket.
Often gets wasted.

Next: Bridgekeeper's robes.
 
Hey look, a console!
Now what does this button do?
Gecko go ka-boom!

The conversation with the Enclave dude you have on the computer in the Gecko Power Plant...
 
"List other stations"
and look: some fucker threathens
to blow you away!

Next: Pretty Boy Lloyd digging his own grave
 
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