Fallout Haiku

[Seraphim Pwns U]

You fucktard, I was talking about the dog.

Lol, and here I thought you meant the aftereffects of using the flamethrower... truth be told, I had completely forgotten about him. I usually passed up that quest. My bad. ^_^

Serap, that's not a fucking hiaku either, dipshit. - 50 posts for fucking up.

Yes it is.

Why =1 is =1 there =1 none =1 here =1? 5 syllables
I =1 need =1 my =1 nicotine =3 now =1. 7 syllables
Oh =1, you =1 meant =1 burned =1 things =1? 5 syllables

It references the qualities of the subject at hand in a comparitave and poetic manner (sure, it's poetic irony... and it compares the issue of "lack of cigarettes in the game" with "burning things"... but still). It's a haiku. Nobody ever said they had to be *good* haikus. lol

Deathclaws with tough hides
I shoot them thrice then run around
They come, I gun down.

And you accuse me of not making a haiku? I see no comparison there, and your syllable pattern is 5-8-5 instead of the proper 5-7-5.

*points at you* *laughs* Pwnd.

Next---- Thomas Moore.

Preacher man, speak loud
Decry the evils of slaves
Friend to downtrodden

Next up: 1 IQ.

 

[RPGenius]

What is a haiku?
Me no know, and when I talk
Mean men beat me up.

Next>Sasha

 

[I_eat_supermutants]

Who's dog is that there
She seems to have waited long
It makes no damn sense


Like my haiku, doesn't make any damn sense.


Next, The Master's female voice

 

[RPGenius]

Voices some rugrats
Seductive voice of Richard
Rugrats don't sound hot.

Oh-and Sasha is a staff member's dog. Appears in most BI games.

Next-4th level of Miltary base.

 

[Morbus]

Mr. Handy bot,
The Lieutenant and some guys,
All trapped in: they're dead

Next: Master's voice

 

[Seraphim Pwns U]

Truly curious
Three voices emerge as one
Divided in speech

Next- Pretty Boy Lloyd

 

[Pirengle]

Next- Pretty Boy Lloyd

There are Ones with guns
and then there are those who dig--
Lloyd digs Golgotha.

Has there been a haiku yet about Angela Bishop?

EDIT: The irony of capitalization.

 

[Pirengle]

Has there been a haiku yet about Angela Bishop?

Is it up to li'l ol' me to write one?

The bitch wearing black
calls me a common harlot--
I think she's the pot.

If I suggest haiku or senryu about another New Reno denizen, Father Tully, will someone actually post?

 

[whirlingdervish]

he robbed the poor box
and spent it on some liquor
now he is passed out.


next topic: plasma grenades

 

[El_Smacko]

I don't use grenades
My throwing skill is poor
Always last picked

Next topic: Extra toes.

 

[Yamu]

Despite what you've heard
Horrigan's not allergic
to the toe, all right?

Next: The Crimson Caravan

 

[Pipboy2000]

Crimson Caravan
Their treks try to kill a man
How come I can't drive?



-Flire Geckos

 

[Pirengle]

Get the Killap patch
before you slay some geckos
for they have no skins.

Next: Jain (the Children of the Cathedral chick in FO1's Hub)

 

[Morbus]

Jain, she's a nice gal'
A Child of the Cathedral
Went BOOM with the rest...

next: Seeing sunlight for the first time.

 

[Pirengle]

Ed's dead, I made it
and walked into the sunshine
out of death's shadow.

Next: Vice-President Bird

 

[Pirengle]

Do I pick the hard ones or something?

He talks Quayle-speak--
maybe Black Isle heard of him
from another game.

Something everyone can enjoy: .44 Magnums!

 

[Ah-Teen]

Yes

forty four six gun
Dirty Harry spaztastic
speed loader, Shoot twice

Master's atomic bomb

 

[Seraphim Pwns U]

Takes up too much space
Small enough to destroy him
Master is no more

Next: Modoc

 

[I_eat_supermutants]

It is so dry here
There is severe drought going on
Can I make it rain?



Next: Killing Algernon as a dumb character

 

[Ah-Teen]

rata tat tat, zap zap
buda buda buda boom!
Aww shit, free upgrades gone

Giving children revolvers and telling them to show it to daddy