Fallout Haiku

Father lies on blood
innocent delivers pain
chosen gets the loot

next: miss Kitty from Cat's Paw, in New Reno

P.S.: hi! first time i post in these forums, although i know you since long and i've been lurking from time to time.
 
Would you trust a whore
who's been down on everything
'cept the Titanic?

Up next: armor-piercing ammo, and how useless it is
 
Load AP ammo
Shoot that Rhombus in the eye
Nope, I'm still quite dead

Next: velvet elvis paintings
 
Diddle Miria
and you'll marry daddy too--
smart tribals hide spears.

Next up: how 'bout a haiku about that rare XL70E3 without saying how much fun it is to put it in someone's eye and squeeze the trigger?
 
Okay...no takers?

Experimental
as it takes common ammo
to fill a rare gun.

Next up: what happens when you have a really high Science skill and use the computer in the Gecko power plant?
 
I'll try...

Who the hell is this?
Verti-assault unit sent
so have a nice day!


Next one:
Vic
 
Stone Earth Rock and Tree
These are the things that make me
Never far from home

EDIT: sorry, forgot to post a subject.

Next Subject: Deathclaw Eggs.
 
fallout is mother
fallout 2 is her big son,
the rest - imitate

ahh now theres a topic-

cracked egg shell here,
was that in my huge omelette?
I need to level

next - fallout script compiling
 
When fixing your script
make sure to include them in
your patch file--true dat.

Ugh.

Let's go with an easy topic we all can enjoy: Fallout sex
 
Fighting evil guys
Near death, super stimpack GO!
Save the day! Oh shit...

Next up! MEGA MOD! (Just because I think it rocks my socks)
 
Don't laugh! It's L.E.
I'd let you see for yourself
If you still had eyes

Next: Dr. Wu, infamously profane physician, late of the CotC.
 
No takers? Really? Okay then. Just to freshen up the queue:

Who you think you are?
Mess with Wu? Stupid shithead!
I put you to sleep!

Next: Dunton's Drymeat. Mmmm-mmm!
 
We search night and day.
We search for Sulik's sister.
Where's she anyway?

...bitch

Next: Tictacs' Automat Kalashnikova 1947
 
Russian old tech
Out of place in Fallout
Microforte screwed up

Nyext: Macho, macho men in Washington DC, AKA Brotherhood of Stumps of FO3
 
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