Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. TheRatKing

    TheRatKing Vault Dweller

    702
    Oct 7, 2008
    Shit! Nice trophy Neal
    Oh, it is filled with ashes
    I steal anyway.

    next: The Brotherhood of Steel
     
  2. TheRatKing

    TheRatKing Vault Dweller

    702
    Oct 7, 2008
    This has been a while, so I'll just post another...

    The Brotherhood of Steel:

    Technological...
    Guardians of the waste?
    No, just big assholes.

    Next: The smart rad-scorpion in Broken Hills.
     
  3. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Beat me at everything.
    Stupid fucking scorpion.
    Hate my character.

    Next: The alien saucer
     
  4. Daimyo

    Daimyo Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
    Orderite

    Oct 26, 2007
    Totally unknown to me this.
    People say it is all the rage.
    Perhaps it does not exist?

    Next: Three Dog
     
  5. TheRatKing

    TheRatKing Vault Dweller

    702
    Oct 7, 2008
    Three Dog the DJ
    The Good Fight can suck my balls
    not invincible!

    Edit:
    Next: Fatman :twisted:
     
  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Lets throw cool things in!
    They don't have to make sense anyway.
    12 year olds like that.

    Next: Prostitutes in the Wasteland
     
  7. TheRatKing

    TheRatKing Vault Dweller

    702
    Oct 7, 2008
    STI ridden
    Dirty jet addicted sluts
    I'd still hit that tho'

    Next: Killing T-Ray by having too much sex with him.
     
  8. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    T-Ray, getting laid:
    No much use for Jet right now
    Cum beyond the grave

    Next: Tandi
     
  9. valcik

    valcik So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Dec 20, 2008
    * Tandi * (Tandi from Fallout 1, for Fallout 2 this isn't correct. :- )

    innocent, bored.
    with old father behind ass.
    raiders will change this.

    next: Chrysalis Motors Highwayman (i mean car from Fallout 2)
     
  10. SniperPotato

    SniperPotato First time out of the vault

    65
    Nov 15, 2008
    Smiley gives the key
    Fight three levels of small rats
    Stupid broken car

    next: squatters
     
  11. Keegah

    Keegah First time out of the vault

    34
    Dec 21, 2008
    Many homeless men...
    House is burning to the ground...
    Hey, dinner's up guys.

    Next topic: Water thieves.
     
  12. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Water is good stuff.
    You need it to live and shit.
    Nuka cola is better.

    Next: The Enclave have been played out.......
     
  13. Relentless666

    Relentless666 It Wandered In From the Wastes

    153
    Dec 23, 2008
    Clean men in old rust,
    Wasteland taken by steel hands,
    Once more their Eden falls.

    Next: The Sword-weilding invisble man.
     
  14. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Stupid ninja armor.
    Does not go with the setting.
    Bethesda fails again.

    Next: What Van Buren might have been......
     
  15. Romulus

    Romulus First time out of the vault

    47
    Jan 8, 2009
    No rape? It's not Fallout!
    Oh yes there is, you paid for it.
    The rape IS Fallout 3.

    Next: Slavers
     
  16. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Fallout 1 and 2.
    Had slaves and slave demand.
    Not true in part 3.

    Next time: Farming in the wasteland.......
     
  17. TheRatKing

    TheRatKing Vault Dweller

    702
    Oct 7, 2008
    Klamath...Shady Sands...
    All had real agriculture
    Failout has one farm.

    Next: The mutant killing serum that doctor gives you in NCR
     
  18. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    Green syringe of death
    Shoot it up a mutant's veins
    Mutant goes pesssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllurp...

    Next: Hakunin deathscene
     
  19. Romulus

    Romulus First time out of the vault

    47
    Jan 8, 2009
    Muttering nonsense.
    Die you skell, I want to watch.
    Now I feel better.

    Next: Nuka-Cola Quantum
     
  20. Keegah

    Keegah First time out of the vault

    34
    Dec 21, 2008
    Bottle glows bright blue.
    That one chick wants like fifty.
    What a fucking bitch.

    Next topic: Nuka-Cola addiction.