Fallout Haiku

I though Phil told you
to fuck off, you mangy mutt.
I'll kill you, not Mel.

Next: Playing a game of Fallout 2 as a Jet addict.
 
Shake, faint, itch, puke, die.
The life of a jet addict.
Antidote is buggy

Next topic: Karl, drunkard of the den, recalls the happier years of his farmer past
 
A garden, you say? I
once had a garden, but
we called it a farm.

Next: Reaching the 13 year time limit.
 
Next: Reaching the 13 year time limit.
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Went to seek the G.E.C.K.
Ended up in a brothel,
The whole tribe died, END!

Next : Surrounded by a gang of rats the PC only have a rusty knife to defend himself.
 
He locked up poor Vic
Complains about radio
Pickpocket Shotgun.

Next up: Cassidy being annoyed by Lenny and Myron.
 
chosen one
lord! no taste in friends
limit break?

next: pillow talk with Mrs. Bishop

also: in before 'not haiku' - lune
 
"My daughter, that tart
Compulsive fornicator
Standards have fallen

She has sex with men
Compulsively, without joy
All throughout the day"

"That sounds horrible"
I said, hiding my guilt face.
I had fucked her twice

"Can you go again?
Let me have another look"
"It’s down there somewhere"

That poor little guy
My dick, my rod, my johnson
Was all tuckered out

"That's ok," she said
"We can talk instead of you
Sliding down your shorts"

"Look, Missus Bishop,
I would love to stay and chat
But I better not"

"The bar’s over there"
She said, turning towards the wall
Instantly asleep

Safe Combination
Came from her mouth as she snored
Many cuss words too

Next: Dean Domino, Dog/God, and Christine making small talk at the fountain
 
... no topic.

How about... holodisks?

Knowledge lies within
Use with your Pip-Boy, and then
Read a lot of text

Next: Outdoorsman skill
 
Taken for granted
Its need oft questioned, until:
Enclave Patrol. Fuck.

Next: Marcus' time at the Cat's Paw.
 
Up, down, all around
Squeek, squeek, squeek goes the matress
CRASH! BANG! The bed broke.

NEXT: Deathclaw Pack Random Encounter from FO2
 
Oh my fucking God
Please don't fucking come closer
Stupid PC, run faster

Next: Nuking Megaton
 
Destruction, fire
flaming metal raining down
the blight is removed

next: Being sucked up to the mothership
 
What is this
I don't belong in space
Bethesda, srsly, why

Next: Daddy radfrying his ass in Purifier control room
 
Noblest sacrifice
Liam Neeson will be miss'd
Such talent, wasted.

Next: Dreaming about Amata (before FO3 really "begins")
 
Beautiful, best friend
Against the Snakes, you and I
Please, follow me outside

Next: planting live grenades on NPCs
 
Is that a grenade
or is that just a boner?
Either way, my fault

Next: Waking up in a smelly mutant's back room next to a ball gag and a popped sex doll after a lost bet and a night of drinking
 
Feel sore, drained, beaten...
Thought I had that bet for sure!
What's in my pocket?

Next: Festus
 
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