Fallout Haiku

Oh, flaming red hair
animal extraordinairre
Carpet, curtain matched :)

Next: Mom's meals (from FO2)
 
Cool, no "Next" was suggested, so let me go back to my previous suggestion and clarify. I meant Festus the GHOUL, from Gecko (totally forgot about the robot for a while).

So Next: Festus (from Gecko)
 
Allrightie then :)

I'm the boss here
I'm totally the reactor's pimp
Fix it for me?

Next: Republic of Dave
 
"President Daddy
Says to not let in strangers"
Payback? Rig election

Next: Your thought process as a supermutant behemoth sneaks up behind you and knocks you down, taking away 90% of your life before you even hit the ground.
 
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
THE FUCK DID JUST HIT ME
OH GOD WHAT'S THAT

Next: Convinving Eden to blow Raven Rock
 
Speech check, do you pass?
Logic circuts override--
Enclave goes bye-bye

NEXT: Completing Moira's survivor guide :D
 
More? Lucky you're cute...
Alright I'm back, are we done?
Wha'd you MEAN "part 2"!?!?!?!?!?!

Next: Bishop's Safe
 
Sleep with Bishops wife
Fuck! Didn't listen for the code
BANG! I'm all blown up

next: Sleeping with Angela Bishop (his daughter)
 
Shit! Deathclaws! Oh no!
Wait...they talk? Maybe I'm safe!
Uh ohhh...here comes Frank!!!

NEXT: Recruiting Myron
 
What a spoiled brat
Wait, he could carry my stuff...
Wanna come with me?

NEXT: Rescuing Tandi from Khans
 
The multiple choice category! =D

"How much?" Good question...
How DOES one quantify life?
Oh, you meant bribe you!

Then there's...

Came to save Tandi...
Guns blazing, now they're all dead.
Rescue successful!

And also...

How to convince you?
What'll it take to free her?
I'll fight ya for 'er!

And my personal favorite...

I'm one bad mo-fo
You can't even comprehend
Damn right you trust me!



NEXT: Struggling with the malfunctioning Reactor Maintenance Bot in Gecko.
 
Go to jupiter
go to mars and pluto
Onto uranus

Dammit, start over
try it again, start from earth
dammit, this thing sucks

Fuck it, ill just go
Kick its nuts while I'm at it
Damn it's hot in here

Turn the thingy left
nuclear meltdown ahoy!
i'm a puddle now



Next: Blowing up the outhouse near Rose's
 
OMG, I love that!

Down the well I go
Standing in a pile of shit
Dymamite go boom!

NEXT: Conversing with the Enclave President from FO2 (forgot his name dammit!)
 
Miss Kitty, nice gal?
Not more than a female pimp
Why won't she date me?

God damn, I need freestyle for this one, I'd LOVE to have a verse about how she forces her girls to screw myron because she can't stomach it herself!!

NEXT: Ode to Dogmeat
 
Big Papa Beaner
Son picks teeth with a namesake
Volatile heart

Next: The Pip-Boy... according to Elijah
 
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