Fallout Haiku

Had to do this in two parts

Shot in the good knee
Left to rot in Toxic Caves
Smiley won't come home

Moral choice we make
Kill the retard brahmin guard
Paycheck from Duntons


Next: Ed outside Vault 13 entrance(Not sure if this has been done)
 
Shut your bloody mouth
Arrogant obnoxious bitch
Enjoying your death

Next: The Brotherhood of Steel Paladins helping you at the Military base.
 
They did well outside
Rocked the mutants' socks off
Them Brotherhood folks

Now I need some help
Inside. What? What do you mean:
'CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR'?!

Next one ahead: relieving people of their brains in SAD.
 
next: Toilet explosion in Modoc
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wow! It's smells strong here!
Must be linked to all this shit.
Sulik, light my smoke!

Next : your character has shot the sheriff of the Hub.
 
Oh poor poor kenny
Lost Greene his father figure
I shot up his groin

Edit: Oops forgot to say a new topic so here goes...

Next: Killing your first deathclaw
 
Depends whether you do it in FO1 or FO2.

FO 1:
The deathclaw thingy
Shot it with my rock-ass gun
For the Crimson guys

FO 2:
Want an omelette?
Just blow the fence, dogs and rocks
Hey! Found a chicken!

Next one up ahead: Garret, Set's assistant. And people, remember to post in the haiku contest thread if you haven't already.
 
Garret is so slow
Shambling towards the fridge
I want my reward!!

Next: Exploring all the tell-me-about options on all the talking heads
 
Bein' everywhere
Out of the vault, in the vault
Them wretched rats, yeah

Ah, we've not been posting haikus for ages! Let's say, next one: Doc Johnson's assistant (keep in mind that he enjoys eating worms).
 
Nuka-a-ddic-tion
What does it do anyway?
Nuka-no-damn-thing.

I miss the tons of haikus I used to post here every day with some people. Come on!

Next one: Eldridge the arms dealer!
 
Guns, rifles and dynamite
Strange artifacts from past times,
all free if you know what to do...

Next: A common day in Broken Hills
 
Asking a robot to retrieve a virus,
wise idea you might say...
until something goes wrong.

Next: The Glowing Ones.
 
You didn't follow the 5-7-5 rule, Bob. I might be smart now as I've learned it from my own mistake, but still you didn't.

Teh glowing ghoul ones
They glow n' glow like no one
'N they'll glow on, for one.

Next: power armour, yeah!
 
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