Lucas9
Still Mildly Glowing
Nuka-Cola had the best organic chemists in the world, and they were hired to devlop ways to augment the military's weapons to do more damage on organic targets.
How does this even make sense to you?
If I told you that Coca-Cola has the best organic chemists in the world, would you believe me? Then why would you believe a futuristic soft-drink from the future would have the best organic chemists in the world working on it? Couldn't ANY other company pay them a much higher salary?
I don't know. I'm going meta on this thing, because even if it "internally" makes sense, on the grand scale it doesn't, at all.