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TorontRayne said:
It somewhat reminds me of the show I watched not too long back where some dude from the middle east picked up some fat chick online, moved here into her home with her numerous kids, and proceeded to fuck her over and run all over town looking for some tail. He basically had sex with her once, likely so the marriage would stick. Sadly I cannot remember the name of the show because it was the most cringe worthy shit I have seen in a longtime. It was so awful I sat transfixed to the screen, simply needing to see what happened at the end.
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*Adam Savage voice* Well there's your problem right there.
 
Pariah Dog said:
*Adam Savage voice* Well there's your problem right there.
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This chick was seriously weird as fuck. I really wish I knew the name of the show. I might have it DVR'd. It was educational.

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I usually don't buy into the "East Coast Elitist" stereotype. However, whenever I travel down south or out west (just spent a week in Yellowstone Wyoming/Montana/Idaho area) I get this sense of empowerment/impunity, like if I stayed there, I could basically take shit over and be running the whole town in like 2 months. Maybe call myself a prophet, start one of those Mormon type cults, get everyone's daughter pregnant. Either that, or they'd hang me for Yankee witchcraft or some such.
 
The Exclusion Zone has been teeming with wildlife for years. Really quite fascinating.
 
Hassknecht said:
The Exclusion Zone has been teeming with wildlife for years. Really quite fascinating.
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Exactly. I saw this footage of a river in that area and it was full of really big fish, nobody's fishing them. Makes one think what much of Europe and the world would be like without any human impact and how quickly we could have proper nature back where it's been erased.
 
Nature will grow back fast if you let it. You should see the grass here at the transceiver station, if let unchecked it turns into a jungle.
 
There was a Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede on a deserted island.
They were desperate to return to their families, but there was no way off this Island. One day they came upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie erupted from it, and it granted them three wishes: One wish for each!
The Norwegian had no doubt, and he wished to be back home with his friends and family. Like that *snap* he was gone, and the Dane and the Swede gasped in astonishment.
The Dane promptly wished for the same, to be back home with his loved ones, and poof - he disappeared too.
The Swede, abandoned and alone, then wished them both back to the island.
 
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There was a Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede on a deserted island.
They were desperate to return to their families, but there was no way off this Island. One day they came upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie erupted from it, and it granted them three wishes: One wish for each!
The Norwegian had no doubt, and he wished to be back home with his friends and family. Like that *snap* he was gone, and the Dane and the Swede gasped in astonishment.
The Dane promptly wished for the same, to be back home with his loved ones, and poof - he disappeared too.
The Swede, abandoned and alone, then wished them both back to the island.
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...because the Swede is GAY! Yes! Oh, SNAP! Mr Fish and Dead Guy will understand.

I've heard this joke before and sometimes they are in an airplane that's falling from the sky or something. But it's always the Swede who's the dick who wishes the others back into the bad situation. Swedes are like that.
 
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...because the Swede is GAY! Yes! Oh, SNAP! Mr Fish and Dead Guy will understand.

I've heard this joke before and sometimes they are in an airplane that's falling from the sky or something. But it's always the Swede who's the dick who wishes the others back into the bad situation. Swedes are like that.
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The airplane one is just one more of an endless ammount of these. I knew several as a kid, but by now I only remember this one. In fact, I've forgotten most of these typical joke-jokes I used to know.
We have tons of Swede-jokes also, such as

Why does the Swede drag a car door through the desert?
To roll the window down when it gets too hot

OH RAFL!
 
My eyelids are flying at half-mast like flags like there was a national tragedy. I close them fully and the darkness folds in upon itself. It's hard to explain. I need to stop doing what I do.
 
mobucks said:
My eyelids are flying at half-mast like flags like there was a national tragedy. I close them fully and the darkness folds in upon itself. It's hard to explain. I need to stop doing what I do.
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Or do less of the things you are doing when you do, and more of other things you should be doing but are not.
 
Snowing like a mofo now. Bit late this year but I'm totally cool with it, less shoveling suits me jez fine. Mobocks lives in Florida? Anyone in US live in the 'snow zone'?
 
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