I love, and I mean LOVE, DOOM! The game itself is the crowning achievement of id Software and it's one of the best games of 2010-2019! Plus, one of the best reboots, if not, the BEST reboot of all time!!
Sure you got multiplayer (which is good) and also SnapMap (which I suck at creating my own mode!), but the shining pinnacle has got to be its Single-Player Campaign. It is a bright example on how DOOM does right! Especially when it pays homage to its classic years as hidden secret doors. For this game has what the original had but better, including fast and brutal gameplay, intense soundtrack, maps infested with demons, item pick-ups, and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered, and last but not least... THE DOOM SLAYER!!!
This is id Software's triumphant return to the FPS genre, but done exactly right, and thanks to Bethesda Softworks for helping and distributing the game in its entirety, I'm sure it's in good hands!
(then suddenly, ACTIVISION invades the post!)
ACTIVISION: "What about me, huh? I brought you guys DOOM 3! At least give ME credit on that!"
Outsider: "ACTIVISION, please shut the fuck up, would you kindly?"
ACTIVISION: "But...but why are so harsh to me? Isn't that enough for all of you?!"
Outsider: (sigh) Okay... First, id Software made the damn game because of John McCormack as for you just published the game to the public and Second, the game is disappointing as shit. Despite being successful with the sales and critics, the game itself isn't a DOOM game, and fans can see why.
ACTIVISION: "Oh, come on! The game is AMAZING in every way possible, I mean, that's the reason why we contacted Universal Pictures to make a film version of DOOM in order to cash in our success!"
Outsider: "It bombed at the Box Office."
ACTIVISION: "~It has Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the movie!~"
Outsider: "~But nobody cares, because everybody hated it like how Konami took a shit on most of its franchises to no regard whatsoever!~"
ACTIVISION: "You know what? Fuck you, at least I got Call of Duty and Destiny, while handling the remastered versions on Crash and Spyro. So do yourself a favor and---"
Outsider: "Kill Myself?"
ACTIVISION: "No, not that autistic or some shit... I'd consider you to go FUCK yourself, that's all.
Outsider: "Ah, okay then. So, ~you're still planning on giving Crash and Spyro their own movies, hmmm~?"
ACTIVISION: "Fuck You."
(ACTIVISION left the post with great annoyance!)
Overall, I am so hyped up for DOOM ETERNAL when it comes out! It's going to be glorious... GLORIOUSLY BADASS AS FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
(The Outsider fainted due to the excitement in which he cannot handle...
just kidding! He's fucking dead, now trapped in Hell by those damn demons!)