Yep, that was my college experience before I did drugs (don't do drugs). When my "best friend" tried to send me to prison she gave the police copies of a text in which I expressed desire to shoot up Financial Aid (not seriously, ofc). I said so because I was angry when they said my family owed money, when we could barely afford to send me to that fucking school at all, let alone pay those assholes the extra extortion fee they wanted. But I digress. The point I'm making is don't do drugs, don't threaten anyone sarcastically, and at least try to make the most out of the experience. We'll all be here to help you get through it.
Well, you're a smarter man than I then.
Are conjugal visits allowed in your country? Only four states allow them here.Yea it's like a prison sentence...but then again prisoners don't have to study for tests. They get free food three times a day, get to work out etc. Chill out in the prison rec yard. Conjugal visits from the several girl friends lol. So go to prison kids.
It would be both hilarious and somewhat terrifying if almost all religious junk is actually discovered to be just highly advanced tech/science from the perspective of early humans. Some people already say that the Ark of the Covenant is some sort of capacitor, how much longer till we find out that Jesus is actually from an alien race that is now secretly developing a black fluid that could create xenomorphs?
Or we'll just find out that booming voice in Abraham's head commanding him to kill his own son was not the voice of Lord almighty, but a terrible mess caused by mismatching currents of biochemical energy in his neural synapses affected by strong magnetic field from subsoil.
5 kids with 5 women and doesn’t have to pay child support because he’s locked away? Damn. Living the dream lmaoYea I think so. A buddy of mine is a prison guard, he told me about one prisoner who had five kids with five different women. So yea, crazy stuff.
A Finnish basketball player Lauri Markkanen reminds me of those Prometheus-dudes.
