I'll go by Danza, or Pub. Pick one. Or the other, I don't really care.
This place is exciting and diverse, and even though I'm a new chap in an unfamiliar place. I hope my bright smile and beaming happiness will get me through the dark waters into acceptance. Or I'll die a fast, gruesome death and get looted for all of my whole 8 dollars and my broken 10mm pistol, trying to make a friend. Whichever choice you make, I'm happy to be here.