Lieutenant: Hello
Kirk: Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: I'm a lieutenant?
Kirk: I remember.
Lieutenant: I don't.
Kirk: Take him.
Lieutenant: Take who?
Kirk: Then we'll both die.
Lieutenant: Die? What? Where?
Kirk: Enough of that type of language, Lieutenant. How much older was your husband than you? Ten feet away from me.
Lieutenant: I'm a man, I never had a husband
Kirk: The gender of aliens is not always obvious to us.
Lieutenant: Aliens? Are we on a planet?
Kirk: Request denied. I gave everybody the afternoon off. I'm watching the store.
Lieutenant: Ok...so are we going somewhere?
Kirk: Navigator, lay a course away from Colony Five. Buy me some time. I gave everybody the afternoon off. I'm watching the store.
Lieutenant: What colony?
Kirk: Spock knows.
Lieutenant: Spock knows what?
Kirk: No, he's right. Continue.
Lieutenant: Who's right?
Kirk: A member of my crew.
Lieutenant: Spock?
Kirk: You'll go home, Christopher but you'll do it our way.
Lieutenant: [Intelligence] So you're saying I'll go home, but in your way?
Kirk: No.
Lieutenant: No?
Kirk: Is that you, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: No, go back here, what did you mean "no"?
Kirk: Read out.. We can't do that. Perhaps you know his name. Lieutenant. Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: Look, you're obviously retarded.
Kirk: You're the doctor, Lieutenant. Can you explain this?
Lieutenant: Yes, your brain is small.
Kirk: Lieutenant, what do you make of it?. Take care of Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: I'm going to kill you.
Kirk: No, we are following the Prime Directive.
Lieutenant: The prime directive is to kill you.
Kirk: I did not create perfection. I created error.
Lieutenant: Goodbye.
Kirk: Goodbye, Lieutenant.