Mass Effect Andromada: What we know so far

So the plots about searching for a place to colonize.How are they gonna colonize when every character is a trans,gay, ugly non binary gendered being? You need to reproduce in order to create a civilization.
 
SarcasticGoodGuy said:
Thanks man, going to be ripping into Dishonored 2 pretty soon- did you know that when adding homosexual characters into their games they only imply it? How the fuck are we meant to know that you're being progressive and adding to a beautiful pro-gay anti-straight universe if you don't make it bleeding obvious?!
Click to expand...
WHAT! That is bullshit! When LGBT characters are in games the player needs to be beaten over the head with that knowledge instead of the characters not making a big deal out of it, only implying it or, worse, being subtle! Hetero normative cisshits need to know that they are no longer welcomed in gaming and games shouldn't be made for gamers. Also, can you believe that the LGBT characters in Dishonored 2 are portrayed as flawed and even bad people. All gay and trans characters should be portrayed as noble and pure souls who can never do any wrong and not normal, flawed human beings. :V
MercenarySnake said:
meat6s66hnrlt.png

Why is that face so :prosper:? Ugh they make the women look like that one ugly ass elf from
Click to expand...
I think we found the female version of the famous male Shepherd rape face.
index.jpg

Also is it just me or does the new female character look like she is in middle school? My God are the facial models and animation terrible. This is on par with Fallout 4 in terms of how stiff the models and animations look.

Besides that I can't wait for the cringey romances and SJW politics being beaten over my head. I expect a anti-Trump statement over immigration and "angry, racist, homophobic, bigoted white men" as Bioware couldn't help themselves during the election and I expect no different from Mass Defect Cisquisition as 90% of their workforce are SJW's. Hell, one of writers they have worked at the SJW radfem cesspit, The Mary Sue. Wonder how she got a job as a writer for Bioware? :roll:

The game is looking more and more incompetent the more I see of it. These testimonies from former Bioware employees kinda confirm my suspicions with Bioware being run by immature and incompetent idiots.
https://www.glassdoor.ca/Reviews/Bi...tus=PART_TIME&filter.employmentStatus=UNKNOWN

Also, I love that you added the Batman Arkham series Detective Mode into the game Bioware. Really showing that you have originality in your new "game". Batman and Mass Effect fit so well with each other! :V
 
Last edited:
I'm not that interested in Andromeda back when it was announced and now.

Most of what I saw came across as Mass Effect 3 recycled with 'better' effects and 'new' locales. Even the newer bits ring of the kind of sandbox No Man's Sky was at launch (and probably will always be). Plus the whole ancient evil from space plotline is really off-putting (OMG, it's the EAware formula recycled!).

The concept of migrating to a new galaxy with its own cultures, practices and tech could make up an entire game on its own since there will be guaranteed conflicts and issues that arise from doing so. They could even make the whole game like Deep Space Nine and have the PC be the Sisko of the new colony.
 
What a waste of beautiful Frostbite engine. Andromeda looks alot akin to DA:I, which is not only unsuitable, not only boring, but also odd since DA:I didn't saw much praise from the players.
If ME:A is really a pandering machine, then Bioware does terrible job at this, the game's just looks like uninteresting garbage above everything.

I heard that most of the key figures left Bioware and nu-Bioware is not devs responsible for ME1;2/DA:O/Jade Empire. Is it true?
 
0wing said:
What a waste of beautiful Frostbite engine. Andromeda looks alot akin to DA:I, which is not only unsuitable, not only boring, but also odd since DA:I didn't saw much praise from the players.
If ME:A is really a pandering machine, then Bioware does terrible job at this, the game's just looks like uninteresting garbage above everything.

I heard that most of the key figures left Bioware and nu-Bioware is not devs responsible for ME1;2/DA:O/Jade Empire. Is it true?
Click to expand...
Pretty much. Read this here: https://www.glassdoor.ca/Reviews/Bi...tus=PART_TIME&filter.employmentStatus=UNKNOWN
This will tell you all you need to know about the direction that Bioware is in.
 
The Dutch Ghost said:
And there is also all this bullshit going on on the background of the company, the drama and the obnoxiousness of its personnel.
I get the feeling that most of the higher ups and the people in important positions are incredible assholes.
Click to expand...
Got any links for this? I want to get a clearer picture on how exactly Bioware is turning into cuck central.

MercenarySnake said:
meat6s66hnrlt.png
Click to expand...
Well, I just got a new avatar, thank you. :)
 
Ediros said:
I see another yahtzee fan right here. He is hilarious, although I wouldn"t look on his videos for a review.
Click to expand...

Honestly at this point, I haven't bought a new AAA game in...Well...Years.

So I just love watching him ridicule anything and everything.
 
The entire scenario of this game makes absolutely no fucking sense. Colonization, but there isn't several, if not, HUNDREDS of ships in tow with different resources and population to begin...well..colonization. What kind of fucking idiot sends one ship to a totally different galaxy and is just all "durr hurr, dis place seemz purfect, gais!". Not only that, but there isn't enough genetic diversity to go around to even think of population...so what the fuck are they there for? Scouting? That makes no fucking sense, since any sort of transmission coming out from them to the Milky Way and vice versa would take fucking DECADES, if not, CENTURIES to get anything. This game is going to bomb for anyone with even half of a mind on space travel and how space works.
 
Breaking news... ME:A is going to be better than Fallout 4 (not hard I know) when it comes to romances.
There are no playersexual characters.

But if Dragon Age is anything to go by all of the hetero options are going to be ugly as fuck.

So we're back to it being bad.
 
I'm kinda dissapointed ME never got any races which are 'kinda sexy', apart from Asari.

;(

I mean, where's all the cat girls!?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top