Cimmerian Nights
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
Get it?
His listed size is a well-known exaggeration. He's actually under 6 feet. Unless he's grown since college, that is.Brother None said:Troy Smith isn't a Doug-sized midget, dude, he's as big as Drew Brees.
Unfortunately he's got a reputation in that respect.Brother None said:...unless his pee comes back showing MJ...
Statistically it is literally one of the worst pass defenses in history. Start all QBs and WRs against Houston!Sander said:They have the win with about 40 seconds left and then play the worst defense I've ever seen to allow the Jets to get a TD.
Yes.Cimmerian Nights said:Get it?
That's the sound of Zygi moving the Vikings to LA and swapping divisions with the Rams.TwinkieGorilla said:the whole "Fire Childress" chant was the goddamn icing on my boner-cake.
Eh? No he doesn't. He had some problems in college, but nothing drug related.UniversalWolf said:Unfortunately he's got a reputation in that respect.
Yeah, you're right. He was busted for cheating on a test.Sander said:Eh? No he doesn't. He had some problems in college, but nothing drug related.UniversalWolf said:Unfortunately he's got a reputation in that respect.
Well done sir. Looks like he's going to be a star for a long time, if off-field issues don't derail his career.UniversalWolf said:Yeah, you're right. He was busted for cheating on a test.
A college football player cheating on a test? Blasphemy!
Anyway, I hope he doesn't get in any more trouble, 'cause he's been rock solid for my team. I get to keep him next year for a late-round pick, too.
And people scoffed at me when I drafted him...
Legarrette Blount might get a mention too with a few more good games. Bradford may get it because QBs are popular, or Dez because he's done well, plays aggressive and plays for the Bowys. Still, I'd love to see Mike Williams win it.UniversalWolf said:Who's the offensive ROY, I wonder? It's looks like a race between Bradford, Dez Bryant, and Mike Williams. I assume Suh's going to win DROY.
Yeah because going for the win there is so greedy instead of, y'know, completely normal.Cimmerian Nights said:Thank you Seyton Manning, for once again confirming all my worst prejudices against you, you greedy fuck.
It is when you are already in field goal range with the greatest big game, clutch kicker in NFL history warming up. Vinatieri makes gamewinning kicks like that blindfolded during a nor'easter - and you know he'd love to stick it to the Pats.Sander said:Yeah because going for the win there is so greedy instead of, y'know, completely normal.Cimmerian Nights said:Thank you Seyton Manning, for once again confirming all my worst prejudices against you, you greedy fuck.
Kicking a field goal forces overtime, which gives you just a 50% of getting the ball first and it's not like you have a great defense that's likely to stop Brady. Peyton looked like he was moving the ball downfield effortlessly at that point. Of course you go for it.Cimmerian Nights said:It is when you are already in field goal range with the greatest big game, clutch kicker in NFL history warming up. Vinatieri makes gamewinning kicks like that blindfolded during a nor'easter - and you know he'd love to stick it to the Pats.
It's not like Manning forced OT and then lost to a coin flip. He threw a game sealing INT (his 3rd) into coverage. Who's decision was that?
Would you be calling it "going for the win" if Favre threw that pass?
Sander said:EDIT: Oh hey, Chilly's just been fired. See ya.
Of course you take a shot, all you have to not do is turn it over - throw it away, take the sack whatever, you don't have to get greedy and throw it into coverage. I guess a privileged career of playing indoors in meaningless games throwing 400yards against expansion teams will tend to inflate your self-worth.Sander said:
The Vikings are going to have rebuild for a long time. Pat Williams is going to be gone, their defensive backs are terrible, their O-line is old and terrible, they have no QB of the future. Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen and Kevin Williams are all well and good, but you can't build a franchise around that.Cimmerian Nights said:Great, just the move that will turn their season around.
How many millions does it cost to pay him out?
Thanks for your 3rd rounder though!
Good luck in Div. II.
Hey the throw was bad or miscommunication (he said it was a bad throw later).Cimmie said:Of course you take a shot, all you have to not do is turn it over - throw it away, take the sack whatever, you don't have to get greedy and throw it into coverage. I guess a privileged career of playing indoors in meaningless games throwing 400yards against expansion teams will tend to inflate your self-worth.
That Texans pass defense is horrifyingly terrible. Their setting standards that won't be broken for decades. It's ridiculous. There's no way they should've been capable of losing that game at the end, but somehow they found a way.Cimmie said:Dude, do you see what playing the Texans can do for Mark Sanchez career? Can someone let me know when the Texans are ready to be taken seriously. Oooo ya broke .500 for the first time last year, marginal relevance is just around the corner in another decade or so!