Political Spergatory or How I Learned To Love /pol

Old Testament God is a troll on top of being the pettiest of assholes. Though some of his pranks he pulled were fucking classic.
Hey Job that whole thing about your family dying and life going to shit? That was Me! IT WAS A PRANK! *slaps knee so hard an Earthquake kills thousands in Africa*
 
Job was one of the worst.

God and Satan make a bet and Job was the poor sap who bore the brunt of it.

Think about that, god fucked Job over a fucking BET

IMHO, if YOU were omnipotent, omnipresent and omniscient, what reason would you have to be petty? You make humans, you no like, make something else. If anything its an experiment.

Its the PEOPLE who often hijack god saying he cares about so much petty shit.
 


Lol, hell no. If you were selfish enough in your beliefs that you felt the need to permanently take up space in the world after you've left it forever we are going to pave over your ass. Only a handful of old, culturally significant sites should be kept. Instead get frozen with nitrogen, busted and be scattered.
 
Why can't we just do cheap, mass cremation? Being in an urn in the family home means NOT only being closer to family in general but also saves money and is great for the environment.

Also what can be better than lording over your family, being a daily reminder, preferably with a photo in the hall. The whole family will be watched over by DC in perpetuity, in life AND in death. There is no greater arrogance project, except for getting public reminders like statues. But fuck statues, plant a tree in my honor.
 
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Someone read the tree manifesto thread.
 
He is friggin JESUS.

He just takes my soul and slaps it into a new and sexier body duh.


Trees is da sexy.
 
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