STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (HUGE SPOILERS EVERYWHERE)

Dude the last time I watched those movies you probably used to spend your time as a sperm in your daddys jewels, Graves. Give me some slack, like I can remember all of those Star Wars branches and names from Vader Wars to Clone Chickens or what ever those series are called ...
 
Dude the last time I watched those movies you probably used to spend your time as a sperm in your daddys jewels, Graves.
I predate those movies.
Give me some slack, like I can remember all of those Star Wars branches and names from Vader Wars to Clone Chickens or those series are called
Maybe it's because I have like... a brain, but I can remember at least the title to a movie. Are you really 76? Does crni have alzhiemers? Why can't he use Google?
 
Graves, aren't you the one who constantly needs to have sarcasm and abstract thought explained? At least Crni has the excuse of a language barrier muddling up names of things....
Abstract thought sounds pretentious anyways. My brain functions more like a shitty computer. In that, it doesn't have the effeciency of a computer but it also mostly understands non abstract concepts and also instructions and commands have to be pretty specific or I get confused by self doubt.
 
Abstract thought is like the most basic human skill, lack of it is actually symptomatic of some disorders.
 
How the mighty have fallen ... where are the Tarkins and Veers in this franchise ... people are like UUH Phasma Phasma Phasma! Fuck Phasma. She has barely any screen time, gets her but always kicked and I think people only like her because of the gold armor.

Phasma was originally intended to be male, but due to supposed backlash it was changed. Phasma being a woman is likely the main reason people like her.
 

Phasma was originally intended to be male, but due to supposed backlash it was changed. Phasma being a woman is likely the main reason people like her.
It's why she was hyped so much. I think even her actress actually thought she'd be a super awesome character before she read the scripts to TFA and TLJ.
 
Abstract thought sounds pretentious anyways. My brain functions more like a shitty computer. In that, it doesn't have the effeciency of a computer but it also mostly understands non abstract concepts and also instructions and commands have to be pretty specific or I get confused by self doubt.
You have autism?
 
The more I think about it, they really, really, REALLY should have not done the Space Leia thing. She should have died right there. Why? Well, not only would she have, well, died making her ignoble off-screen death that will now come unnecessary, it would also have been a nice plot point for Kylo Ren.
He didn't kill her, she was killed by a random pilot. He was supposed to cut all ties to the past and kill his parents, but he failed that. That would make him killing Snoke and denying both Light and Dark Side much more sensible.
 
What's more amazing is, that apparantly no one gives a flying fuck about it either. Like General Leia, you're a force user?! NO WAY! You would think, considering how important that seems to be, there would be at least a few people talking about it. I also like, how someone comented that no one was sucked out in to space when they opened the door.
 
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