The Guns and Ammo Thread

[Ah-Teen]

Here's my boyfriend's 500 s&w...

????????? I thought the military had a don't ask, don't tell policy?

You don't watch the news do you...

I'm pretty sure that only applies to military business.

Thats pretty much what it was.

 

[DammitBoy]

Why do you have a hitler mustache?

 

[Wintermind]

Why don't you?

 

[DammitBoy]

Why don't you?

I don't wear facial hair.

 

[Wintermind]

And why not?

 

[DammitBoy]

And why not?

Because I'm straight. This has all been covered before. Real men are clean shaven. Boys wear facial hair to pretend they are men. Gay guys wear facial hair because gays like facial hair on men.

 

[Hassknecht]

There's a 9-page thread about beards and DBs insecurity about his sexuality here:
http://www.nma-fallout.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=57854&start=0

I know this is a gun topic, but does anyone enjoy the more "manual" arms?
Personally, I really like slinging (not slingshots, but slings) and I'm thinking about getting a bow.
The only bow shooting club in my proximity is for handicapped people, though.

 

[TheGM]

And why not?

Because I'm straight. This has all been covered before. Real men are clean shaven. Boys wear facial hair to pretend they are men. Gay guys wear facial hair because gays like facial hair on men.

...............Oh.....You can't grown anything that doesn't look like somebody sprayed dirt through a screen door.

Teddy Roosevelt had a stache and he is the Manliest Man to ever walk the earth, ya know with the killing of Elephants, Rhinos, Werewolves, and Big Foots.

 

[Nology5890]

And why not?

Because I'm straight. This has all been covered before. Real men are clean shaven. Boys wear facial hair to pretend they are men. Gay guys wear facial hair because gays like facial hair on men.

Last I saw, the folks who like their own half of the genome around here are usually pretty clean shaven. Maybe a soul patch here or there, but 'effette' is the norm.

 

[DammitBoy]

Stay on topic people;

 

[Wintermind]

To say that growing a beard is more of a rite of passage into manhood rather than faggotry.

Can't say I particularly care for that spacey jew rifle, and that's not my latent anti-semitism speaking.

 

[DammitBoy]

The Joos make some great weapons.

 

[Wintermind]

I dunno, there's something about the about the TAR that just repels me.

 

[DammitBoy]

Facial hair and a cool rifle designed by Joos. It's a trifecta of win!

 

[TheGM]

If I had the dough, and the 30-06s I'd get this baby right hur.

 

[Hassknecht]

Facial hair and a cool rifle designed by Joos. It's a trifecta of win!

Meh, the internal mechanics are quite standard, the grenade launcher is american.
The facial hair rules, though.
And TheGM, what is that? It looks like a M1 Garand humped a SPAS12 and then the baby got picatinny tumors all over its body.

 

[TheGM]

M1 Garand EBR.

Here is another version of it.

also dig the M14 EBR

 

[DammitBoy]

If I had the dough, and the 30-06s I'd get this baby right hur.

That is six kinds of ugly right there.

 

[TheGM]

yeah I like the other stock. copied the wrong pic.

 

[DammitBoy]

yeah I like the other stock. copied the wrong pic.

The other one is even uglier. It's a bastardization of a classic american battle rifle.

It's like putting 22" spinners on a '66 GTO...