The Last of Us 2 - Two cowgirls murdering each other's loved ones

Couldn't they just pluck her out of a universe where she didn't die?
I forgot, Scar Jo is 35, they can't have her front anything else, and she doesn't have GOOP money so they have to kill her off.
 
They could have propped her corpse up on sticks and puppet'd it around.

They should have interrupted the wamen shot with a hard cut to Natasha's mangled corpse on voromir, held it for a few seconds and then cut back. Make sure to get all the ladies in there!
 
They should have interrupted the wamen shot with a hard cut to Natasha's mangled corpse on voromir, held it for a few seconds and then cut back. Make sure to get all the ladies in there!
STRONK WOMYN POSE! *Cut back to the splattered remains of black widow as the vultures fight over her corpse and the buzzing of flies fills the air*
 
Couldn't they just pluck her out of a universe where she didn't die?
I forgot, Scar Jo is 35, they can't have her front anything else, and she doesn't have GOOP money so they have to kill her off.

Random aside but I actually utterly lost my love of The Bourne Identity series because they killed Julia Stiles' character because she was too old to be Bourne's love interest.

I was like, "Julia fucking Stiles is too old? Fuck this series."
 
Meanwhile Jeremy Renner's lame ass releases a shitty rock album and he is almost 50 "Mmmm yes, he will get a tv show for himself".
 
Meanwhile Jeremy Renner's lame ass releases a shitty rock album and he is almost 50 "Mmmm yes, he will get a tv show for himself".

I had a similar reaction where Bond's true love is a woman half his age when he sleeps with Monica belluci in the same movie.
 
I’m kinda mad at y’all for having this be the most active thread on here since politics/corona lmao
 
I think I am retroactively a lesbian in another timeline. In that timeline there are better games to talk about than this one, but people don't talk about those games because there is no controversy around them.
 
She states she doesn't like men in the base game and on the DLC she sucks face with a girl, and that game came out like 7 years ago, no idea how you can say they retroactively made her a lesbian in this one.
 
CP Thipps said they made her one later after the game came out.

No, they revealed it in the DLC. I remember how so many video game forumites were HORRIFIED by their fantasy daughter turning out to be gay.

I thought it was ridiculous that they said it was a retcon of the main game.

I think I am retroactively a lesbian in another timeline. In that timeline there are better games to talk about than this one, but people don't talk about those games because there is no controversy around them.

I wish there was talk about Mafia III's Definitive Edition.

Love that game.
 
I wish we could talk about the Trails series but that's weeb shit that requires hundreds of hours of playing multiple games to do it.
 


Yongyea's take on the TLOU2. To summarize: technical execution is good, but TLOU2 story was unfocused, was too much a meta-commentary, and poorly paced.
 
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