The Last of Us 2 - Two cowgirls murdering each other's loved ones

Atomic Postman said:
Except I've never called anyone a homophobe for disliking TLOU2. I've also made it pretty clear that I think DnD is a shit system and that caring what a corporation declares about a prefabbed setting is for retards. Try again.
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You literally supported WoTC taking away the concepts of evil for races despite what the older editions established. God, you're a fag.
 
The person who is right in this thread is also the person who needs to be spanked.
 
RangerBoo said:
You literally supported WoTC taking away the concepts of evil for races despite what the older editions established. God, you're a fag.
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Pretty sure I said that it didn't matter because if you actually play tabletop, what a company declares about a setting means absolutely shit all because any competent DM controls the details of their own world rather than some random fags in California. If you slavishly adhere to the updates of a setting that's hyper-generic by design then you're a retard anyway. DnD is a shit system and if you're upset about it being continually updated to be worse then you've less sense than a rat on a sinking ship.
 
Atomic Postman said:
Pretty sure I said that it didn't matter because if you actually play tabletop, what a company declares about a setting means absolutely shit all because any competent DM controls the details of their own world rather than some random fags in California.
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Correction, the fags at WoTC are from my home state of Washington. Get it right.
 
You seem to be really angry Ranger. Let the Lefty Circus enjoy their pretentious movie game. Let the nerds ruin D&D.
It's fucking boring anyway. Fuck elves and fuck orcs both.
 
TorontoReign said:
You seem to be really angry Ranger. Let the Lefty Circus enjoy their pretentious movie game. Let the nerds ruin D&D.
It's fucking boring anyway. Fuck elves and fuck orcs both.
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Fuck Elves
Fuck Orcs
Fuck halflings
Fuck Tieflings
Fuck gnomes
Fuck dwarves
Fuck dragonborn

Human and warforged only.
 
The New Vegas ones always get a laugh out of me:
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I give no shits for TLOU. Here's a world beset by fungus zombies but we're back to killing other humans by the dozens, the hundreds. Mr.Fish got it one with his post.

And then TLOU2 tries to be all 'violence is bad uwu' WELL DON'T FUCKING MAKE ELLIE OR ABBY OR WHOMEVER MOW EACH OTHER DOWN LIKE NOTHING.

Fuck this linear rail shooter of a series. They could had had something interesting with the collapse of America, the zombies, the fireflies, the government. But then we have to follow a no-life bandit like Joel escort Ellie across the continent killing other bandits, then somehow we manage to take out a firefly HOSPITAL because oh no they're going to rip Ellie's brain out to try to find a damn cure.

Fuck Joel, I'm glad he fucking got it by golf club to the head and kneecap'd. Hell he would DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. What a fucking cunt.

Fuck Ellie for surviving and damning mankind to a slow death.

Fuck ND for being spineless neo-romantics and shoving this ass of a story down our datastreams twice; then shove in the awkward sex scene, kid-slap scene, Lev and Yara basically cause the religious cult to win, then Ellie and Dina STILL get the shit beaten out of them despite Ellie being a top-tier boss but oh no dina is preggerssss pls merccyyyy.

Abby gets everything she wanted, Ellie gets...I dunno a third chance I fucking guess and that's it.

Oh, and, the WLF and other groups are in full blown post-apoc warfare, mankind has no cure, our days are numbered, might as well had let Dina and Ellie die. The Modernist Militia group lost to Religious Regressive Fanatics, mind, too, and lost most of their members in an invasion, so that's the future of the NW, Scars and shit. Yeyyyy.

They're going to meet some end sooner or later when either the military implodes even more or some revolt or some Bandit-Looter-Raper group finally breaks in.

I'm glad I just watch other people play this shit because I would not be happy with this waste of money and this is coming from the guy who brought Fallout 4 at launch because I was bored. Watched TLOU1 with TBFP and then this on twitch.

This whole series is 'the worst people win or fuck up the world more enough that nothing can fix it'. Isaac's military is fucked because Abby goes off to kill Joel which means Ellie goes on a rampage but then Ellie loses. Abby goes soft for Yara and Lev who basically cause Isaac to get killed and thus the WLF get fucked by the cult; and oh Ellie is still mad at Abby and gets the shit beaten out of her again because Abby, is, ya know, fucking Abby. By the end of the game the overall picture, which has always interested me more than the smaller picture, doesn't look good.

This whole series should had been about Abby and maybe the big question is 'would you kill a childe' and I would smack that yes button. Kill Ellie, let Lev die, let the WLF and Fireflies have a chance at fixing this world.
 
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I hated when Metal Gear did this. It made sense with the older top-down perspective games, but when it got realistic and then added a cartoon minigame ontop of its gameplay it lost me.

I am put in situations where I am expected to go out of my way to not kill anyone while being a mercenary warlord special forces ninja in realistic conditions, but frying pans knock them right out for the balloon ride. I love that sentence. Super mario solid.

The older games were small scale little stories that played out instead of generic terrain explorer gun bang interface running around doing dubious missions for unspecified reasons. I guess I run a PMC now. I guess realistically all of the mother fuckers I come into contact with should be shot. Sorry. The magical locker that makes you not wake up will surely help me.
 
Mr. Grandma said:
I hated when Metal Gear did this. It made sense with the older top-down perspective games, but when it got realistic and then added a cartoon minigame ontop of its gameplay it lost me.

I am put in situations where I am expected to go out of my way to not kill anyone while being a mercenary warlord special forces ninja in realistic conditions, but frying pans knock them right out for the balloon ride. I love that sentence. Super mario solid.

The older games were small scale little stories that played out instead of generic terrain explorer gun bang interface running around doing dubious missions for unspecified reasons. I guess I run a PMC now. I guess realistically all of the mother fuckers I come into contact with should be shot. Sorry. The magical locker that makes you not wake up will surely help me.
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Spec Ops, LISA, and a few others have tried this shit to and it never works. It's because the stakes are too damn high, eventually, violence may not be the perfect answer but killing the opposition or breaking them enough is a good-enough answer. Sure maybe killing the Seraphites to the last child may not be ethical but fuck it'll get rid of them off the face of the damn Earth. It's a bleak ass world out there. Hell we see this playing out in Fallout. The world can't go this or that way if everyone of that side is dead. Enclave? BoS? Unity? Mow 'em down.
 
Speaking of bleak ass world, Dawn of the Dead is on. Talk about the right way to do a remake. There is no way they could have done it right if they tried to do the same thing. Also, the 90's Night of the Living Dead. The Last of Us can't even ripoff zombie movies right. It has to be the most overrated videogame series of all time.
 
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