Today in Romania

[Mikey]

D'you reckon that the Romanians actually have Sex Education at school? If they do, the syllabus needs revising....

 

[Sovz]

Romania sacks weatherman over 'lousy' forecasts

Romania has sacked its head weatherman because his forecasts were "lousy".

Ion Poiana, head of Romania's National Meteorology Agency, was fired for unreliable forecasts.

He failed to predict a recent cold snap which left three people dead, the Black Sea frozen and a record temperature of minus 36C.

Romania's environment minister Sulfina Barbu said the agency's forecasts always seemed to be too good or too bad.

He told Adevarul newspaper: "We took this decision due to the lousy weather forecasts we had lately.

"We consider the modern facilities for meteo prognosis were not used properly and mayors from all the country received wrong warnings.

"For example the mayor of Bucharest should have banned traffic according to the forecast he received."

no dog chewed penijs today.....

 

[Ozrat]

Just as painfully funny though.

 

[Roshambo]

D'you reckon that the Romanians actually have Sex Education at school? If they do, the syllabus needs revising....

I can just see it now.

Romanian Sex Education Text:
[Picture of penis]
"Not a sausage."

 

[The Vault Dweller]

D'you reckon that the Romanians actually have Sex Education at school? If they do, the syllabus needs revising....

I can just see it now.

Romanian Sex Education Text:
[Picture of penis]
"Not a sausage."

Lets not forget "exit not entrance".

Nice one Roshambo.

,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Mikey]

D'you reckon that the Romanians actually have Sex Education at school? If they do, the syllabus needs revising....

I can just see it now.

Romanian Sex Education Text:
[Picture of penis]
"Not a sausage."

But can be used as one if needed.

 

[Sovz]

Ahhhhh Romania...... I Know you've all missed it.

Driver fined for 'having a face like a moron'

A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for "having a face like a moron and being a big monkey".

Marius Vlasceanu pulled over Gheorghe Tosa as he drove through Craiova in Romania, local daily Jurnalul National reported.

But Tosa failed to see the funny side as Vlasceanu fined him £22 and handed him a ticket explaining the reason for the fine was "having a face like a moron and being a big monkey".

Head of the Romanian police Dan Fatuloiu said Vlasceanu, who claimed he had handed out the fine as a joke, had been demoted for "inappropriate behaviour and defaming the police force".

He has now been given a desk job in a remote village.

 

[Silencer]

Think of it as a new form of taxation. The Romanian IRS is going to make millions!

He has now been given a desk job in a remote village.

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That's the only kind of villages there is in Romania.

 

[Mikey]

I think they should make Romania: Teh Movie

It'd be a comedy, a documentary and a horror film all in one.

 

[Sovz]

Oral sex caused car smash

Police in Romania were shocked to find a car crash was caused because a couple were having oral sex while driving.

The driver lost control on a crowded road in Craiova, Dolj county, and collided with an oncoming car, reports Editie Speciala newspaper.

The young man, whose identity was not revealed, admitted to police that he was having a "hell of a time" at the time of the crash.

Police said the couple were still in their car, fully naked, when officers reached the scene of the accident.

The couple were found completely naked in their car by police officers who came to investigate.

A police spokesperson said: "We couldn't believe our eyes but it was the naked truth.

"They were having sex while driving. We hope they have learned their lesson now - not to do anything distracting while driving."

Three persons needed medical help after the crash.

did she bite off his Pinii during the crush?

 

[Big T]

did she bite off his Pinii during the crush?

What?

D'you mean he has more than one?

Perhaps this goes some way to explaining the lack of care the Romanians show towards their penis.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

So were they driving then decided to de-clothe since they got really lustful or did they agree to get in the car naked and drive while having sex?

I mean do you really have to get there that bad? They should've slowed down and enjoyed it more.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Mikey]

TVD, I think your avvy pretty much resembled the look on my face when I read that.

 

[Sovz]

Kindergarten teachers were filmed having sex parties in a nursery school in Romania.

The film shows semi-naked women wearing children's carnival costumes while drinking, smoking and playing sex games.

The parties were held in children's rooms after they had gone home, reports Evenimentul Zilei newspaper.

School officials in Cisnadie have launched an investigation after the film was sent to the School Inspectorate.

Roberto Dietrich, deputy chief of the inspectorate, said: "We shall make a full investigation and see if these allegations are true and then take decisions."

A police spokesman said officers would also be investigating the case.

No wonder Romanian kids are so "fucked up"

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Whoa, this is like a fantasy come to life... awesome... *fap, fap, fap*

 

[Dove]

Pics?

Video?

 

[Silencer]

the parties were held in children's rooms after they had gone home

It was interesting until this line.

What's the big deal, anyway?

Now, if it was a sex party in a political party's office...

 

[Marek]

After 6 pages finally a Romanian story that might be considered remotely cool (if the women were hot of course).

 

[Mikey]

Stupidest Foreigner:
When Romanian Constantin Mocanu couldn't sleep because of a noisy chicken, he went out armed with an axe to lop its head off. In the ensuing feathery melee he somehow mistook his penis for the chicken's neck and chopped that off instead. Before throwing the severed organ to his dog to eat. "What could I do with a piece of penis?" said the short-sighted berk, grumpily.

Stupidest Husband:
Last October, a Romanian man filed for a divorce after finding out he married the twin sister of the woman he fell in love with. The economically-named Vlad R lived with Monica for three years before he realised she wasn't the "Love of his life" he'd met on a trip to France - but the sister of a woman who'd decided to step in when her twin went off him.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Last October, a Romanian man filed for a divorce after finding out he married the twin sister of the woman he fell in love with. The economically-named Vlad R lived with Monica for three years before he realised she wasn't the "Love of his life" he'd met on a trip to France - but the sister of a woman who'd decided to step in when her twin went off him.

I don't know what the big deal is. If I were him, I'd stay with this Monica chick in hope of eventually having a threesome with her and her twin sister.