Today in Romania

Yes, but I'm still amazed by how small some people's penises apparently are.
 
Ashmo said:
Romania must not only be full of people who have LOST their penis in an absurd way, but also people who have really small penises.

Very smart conclusion about ALL Romanians, you must be really gifted.
 
And it is beyond dispute thet Romanians are Slavs :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: They invented glass and vampires :!: :!: :!:

Also, don't take it to hard, Vasili, but this is what you get when posting about an avian with a 1,5-foot pecker. :D
 
Haha, not really. Romanians are basically Thracians or to be more specific they're descendants of the Dacian God-king Zamolxis (as the legend says).

The flesh and mind of this land's inhabitants were severelly preverted by gipsy and slavic blood, and the original, genuine features were almost completely lost throughout history.
However, secluded areas like Transylvanian provinces Maramures or Oas are still racially hygienic (tall blond people, blue eyes, Nordic like forehead etc.).

To avoid any future comments, there's nothing racist in this comment, it's just the truth.

The pecker is awesome.
 
Vasile said:
Haha, not really. Romanians are basically Thracians or to be more specific they're descendants of the Dacian God-king Zamolxis (as the legend says).

The flesh and mind of this land's inhabitants were severelly preverted by gipsy and slavic blood,

If this is not Wasist-bait, I don't know what is.

*subscribes the thread, snatches pop-corn*

(a little inside joke;))
 
Vasile said:
Romanians are basically Thracians

Aw Gawd, somebody please stop me from going into this all over again...


The average Romanian has about as much Tracian blood as the average Frenchman has Celtic/Gallic blood, my friend:

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*EDIT*
However, secluded areas like Transylvanian provinces Maramures or Oas are still racially hygienic (tall blond people, blue eyes, Nordic like forehead etc.).

That doesn't really prove anything. The ancient Iranian steppe tribes (Parthians etc.), for instance, were also blonde and blue-eyed.
 
Jebus said:
Aw Gawd, somebody please stop me from going into this all over again...

Jebus, stop deteoriating my Romanian Penis thread with your so called intellectual references!
 
Sorry to say it Jebus, but your knowledge in history has a couple of flaws.

There is absolutely no official evidence whatsoever that Romanians are actually Slavs, where the hack did you come up with that from?
Of course there were external influences to the language and ethnicity, but minor ones, and not by Slavs solely.

"In the 4-13th centuries the Romanian people had to face the waves of migrating peoples - the Getae, the Huns, the Gepidae, the Avars, the Slavs, the Petchenegs, the Cumanians, the Tartars - who crossed the Romanian territory. The migratory tribes controlled this space from the military and political points of view, delaying the economic and social development of the natives and the formation of local statehood entities."


http://www.romania.org/romania/history1.html
http://www.answers.com/topic/dacia
 
I kindly repeat my initial request. This thread is about exploding romanian penises, not their origins.
 
But of corpse there's a strong connection between all these.

Romania | Penis | Origins

"'Penis' is such a gross word. It sounds like it should be the name of some sort of sea creature, probably with tentacles: “The North Atlantic Penis feeds predominantly on small shellfish, and is often observed demonstrating parasitic attributes behavior, as it has been known to latch onto and take small bites of beluga whales.” And what about “vagina?” Vagina is just as crummy of a word. It sounds like an industrial Eastern-block nation: “Bulgaria, Romania, Vagina and Poland have faced hard times following the decay of communism.”"

The origins of Romanians had probably a very strong impact on the way they handle their penises.
And their vaginas as well.
 
Vasile said:
Did the 'forbidden words' trigger the lemming programmed reaction in you?

Your "forbidden words" reek of racism.
If you're here to preach about "racial hygiene", "perversion by gypsy and slavs" or other imbecile racist rethoric, you have nothing to do on these boards.
 
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-huh-uh-huh, he wrote "Cumanians".

Anyway, back on topic, there are other threadt to bicker in, this one is dedicated to duck penii ATM.
 
I'm here to preach about incredibly large penises.

By the way, there really was this migratory tribe called "CUManians". Now you see how it all relates!
 
you know... as a sane guy it makes me think in a year or 2 it might be the right time to go there after enough men cut off or destroy their penises and snatch up a cute chick or 2 :)
 
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