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Priest 'had sex in church'

Parishers in a Romanian village are protesting about their new priest - because he allegedly had sex in a church.

Villagers at Rastoaca, in Vrancea county, organised a street demonstration and stopped priest Marian Trusca from entering their church.

Parishioner Dumitru Chirita told Evenimentul Zilei newspaper: "We can never accept this man as our priest.

"We know he was transferred for disciplinary reasons from another village because he had sex on the altar with the school's secretary."

The priest denies the allegations but the villagers are adamant and church officials are now reviewing the appointment.

Priest Trusca said: "None of the things they say is true. I couldn't have done something like that.

"I am a church builder not a church destroyer. I've built four churches up to now."
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is nothing sacred in Romania :lol:
 
Well for one, this thread is entitled "today in romania" although it is updated like onece a month.
 
I'm 99% sure that that wasn't the first time i have been bitch slapped by Wooz. Deppressing really...
 
if you insist....

Hospital officials in Romania are investigating after a doctor was punched by a 'corpse' in the morgue.

The doctor had to be treated for shock after he was punched by teenager Bogdan Georgescu.

It happened after the doctor thought he saw Mr Georgescu move and bent over to investigate.

The youngster, 16, had been taken to the morgue at Brasov County Hospital in Brasov, after collapsing and showing no signs of life.

He was declared dead on arrival and his body moved to the morgue.

He said: "I woke up and had no idea where I was, I looked to the left and to the right and saw a dead woman on either side of me, and then I saw this man coming towards me in a white coat.

"I just panicked. I thought he was going to kill me."

The youngster, from Fagaras, is now being treated in the neurological ward to find out the cause of his collapse.

He said: "The last thing I remember is drinking coffee with my brother, and then I woke up in the morgue."

The doctor was allowed to take time off work after being treated for shock.
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Neurological ward? Horseshit! That kid should be detained and trialed for treason! I mean, what kind of a Romanian *punches* his enemy? He was supposed to bite off his penis! It is obvious the teenager isn't a real Romanian, but impostor and fascist traitor! To the pits with him! To the pits, I say!
 
The first thing I thought after reading the first line was "Let me guess, he punched his penis and somehow managed for it to fall off".
 
Amazing...I dont blame the kid for punching the doctor. If I went unconscious for no reason and woke up surrounded by the dead with a doctor approaching me I'd assume that person was a mad scientist or a Romanian penis-cutting physician...either one is worth fighting for your freedom.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Jesus fucking Christ! Now *that's* a penis!

*looks at his owns penis*

:(

I have just been owned by Daffy fucking Duck! Grrr! I wonder how much hunting license costs in Alaska...
 
That is an awesome first post Vasile. Great job.

Look at some of these quotes take directly form the text;

Dr McCracken and colleagues speculate that the giant penis may be an example of 'runaway' sexual selection, where female preference drives male anatomy to ever-greater extremes, as in the peacock's tail.
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"Dr. McCracken"? :roll:

"I'm not fond of the 'nudge nudge, wink wink' comments by the authors," he said.
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:shock:

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Now this is a clear case of putting a spin on situation. Penis mistreatment only shows up when the rapings and killings go down, too much frustration bottled up I guess.
hai salut Vasile! Ce vanturi te aduc pe la noi?:) La ce apetit pentru puli taiate au astia ar trebui sa isi faca abonament la Libertatea. :D
 
Agh, my glorious Romanian thread, how I missed thee

Chicken thief on Interpol list

A Romanian man who stole seven chickens from a neighbour was surprised to find he was on Interpol's most wanted list.

The 51-year-old chicken thief, from Iasi in eastern Romania, who is unnamed for legal reasons, had left the country four years ago.

But when he returned to visit family he was told by border guards he had been identified from an Interpol list of dangerous fugitives - for stealing chickens from his neighbour's farm before he left.

Police spokesman Serban Pittner said: "He was a wanted man for four years. Officers identified him by his international arrest warrant for stealing seven chickens."

The international chicken thief has been sentenced to three and a half years in jail.
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and yeah... back to the topic


Doctors remove wedding ring from penis

Romanian doctors have removed a man's wedding ring from his penis.

The patient, who is married and has two children, told doctors he had a one night stand with another woman.

He couldn't say how the ring got onto his penis but suspected the mistress wanted to embarrass him because he fell asleep during sex.

Doctors said the man, from Rovinari, Jiu county, whose name was not revealed will recover after the incident.

They said it was not the first time they had to save people from embarrassing situations.

In another case, a man came to hospital with his penis stuck in a cola bottle.

"He looked like a very respectable person. We managed to remove the bottle without harming his sexual organ," a urologist told Opinia Oltenien newspaper.
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How do people manage to get their penis INTO bottles in the first place? And what kind of fingers does that guy have to have a ring large enough to fit on his penis?

Romania must not only be full of people who have LOST their penis in an absurd way, but also people who have really small penises.

Vasile said:
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/019/396.htm
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Now THAT's Romanian.
 
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