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What he said.

The adoring aduleration from all the users is predictable.

Its funny how when you mention its flaws they get all snappy about it.
 
Back to the thorough thrashings as I had come to expect from ol' Yahtzee, it seems. Entertaining stuff.
 
Yeah, saw that earlier. He seems to be slowing down his talking. Still funny though, and I'm glad to see that overhyped game taken down a peg.

What can I say, I'm kind of a PC elitist.
 
I didn't think platform gameplay in first person perspective was remotely passable till I played Mirror's Edge.
 
Wow, that ZP was just not funny. And no, I'm not one of those types that says "that was not funny" when I disagree with him, I haven't played ME and don't really know how I'll react to it - it seems to be one of those games that either clicks or doesn't.

But kind of a...minimal effort on the ha-ha side, really. Only "they're evil because the protagonist tells you they are" thing was funny.
 
Well, he is running through some of the same old stuff that he did from before. Maybe he should travel a bit and play some new games to get some fresh material. You get the sense that he is getter shorter attention spans as things go on.
 
So he finally did it, he reviewed one of my favorite games of all time. Nice change from the usual straight up bashing, this one felt a bit more like a real review. He should review more of the good older games, apparently people listen to him.
That "fucking a burning dolphin" part was weird though, even if funny.
 
SH2 is one of my favorites too. I agree with most of his points but I thought the puzzles were pretty good and SH1 wasn't a bad game.

BTW, his review of 50 Cent:BOTS was freaking hilarious.
 
Not a fan of scary games, so I've steered clear of Silent Hill. Pyramid Head gives me the willies.
 
maximaz said:
BTW, his review of 50 Cent:BOTS was freaking hilarious.
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That one, yeah, I nearly pissed myself at the end of it. Sims 3 review was also very funny to me, maybe because I share his opinion about Sims being evil.
 
So uh.. I guess I'll double post to bump this thread no one cares about. Review of the new Wolfenstein is up and it is one of his best clips to date. This is the first time I heard poetry about video game sucking. Everyone who might be thinking Yahtzee has lost his charm lately, take a look.
 
So he hates it, I rather enjoyed Wolfenstein and found it one of the more enjoyable shooters that have come out lately.
Bigger levels, a health bar, and quick saves would have been nice, but at least it is not one of those Modern War shooters or Gears of War style games we usually get.

There was a sort of Indiana Jones like atmosphere to the whole Nazi evil scheme thing which I rather enjoyed.
 
Nazi's and zombies are quite overused in games as of late.

Let's move onto killing something else in FPS's... like hardline religious fundamentalists.
 
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