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    The local news about illegal destruction of gulls in Trondheim, completely sweeping past the notion that someone has been unloading shotguns
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    in the *middle of the city*

    Like, yes, this is an important news story about ecology, and peoples misguided notion that birds are "a pest", and take it upon themselves to deal with them - but no, let's rewind and ARREST WHOEVER's BLASTING SHOTGUNS *INSIDE THE CITY* plz :I
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    This reminds me of a comedic scene in a Swedish movie, depicting quickly edited "countryside hillbilly crimes", including "a moose hunt" in the middle of a crowded playground - only this time, it was real, and in the city!

    The hickery is impressive
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    Brazilians totally have brazilian cheeks. It's cus of how they speak - the "exaggerated" portuguese necesitate facial movements unique to
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    Brazilian portuguese - not even Portuguese portuguese! This results in these sharply defined cheeks that you can spot in so many Brazilians!
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    The Norwegian word for "male voice" features 5 consonants in a row - "mannsstemme", defying the general rule of "no more than two"
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    Three consonants in a row is not entirely uncommon, especially when compounding words. Four consonants in a row is much rarer. Five in a row, I can only think of that one example for now.
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    Imagine having a Youtube react channel, and having to sit through all the movies "making the rounds", and pretending you enjoy them all.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Could be worse, could be a Youtube react channel about other youtube videos.
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    Holy fuck, it appears as if our only tv channel slated to show the olympics are for some reason not allowed to show the olympics...
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    Either that, or something else is going on - all I know is for the past 2 hours, they've been in a studio talking *about* the sports that are currently happening, not showing any of it :I
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    Remember when the Rio Olympics swiming competition was a literal shitshow?
    ironmask
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    I remember hearing the rumor that there was a couch in the swimming water during that time.
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    Holy shit a moose just walked past my livingroom window!
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    I actually got a bit of an adrenaline shot from that - at first I only saw huge brown arms and shoulders, I had *NO* idea what I was looking at - other than some creature, quadrupedal, and with enormous limbs, holy shit...
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    So you are in a room with a moose!?
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    Uhm, I just watched two roe deers playfully chase each others around a tree, and it sounded like they were giggling :I
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    Like a hoarse "gasp" followed by a little squeal, almost like a donkey, "huhh - squeek! huhh-squeek!"
    Walpknut
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    They fucked.
    eissa
    eissa
    Mind if i chat with you in discord?
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    I really dislike the inherently eternal nature of social media interfaces, like the neverending scroll, or the neverending suggestions
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    Well damn, and here I was wishing there was an infinite scroll option to this forum when viewing threads. Similar to how Discord works. There will be a convo going and it will just get cut in half sometimes.

    ech
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    Vade retro!
    eissa
    eissa
    We need intranet.
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    I bet Simply Red is the type to bash your face in if you trash his ginger curls, right outta the blue, hard motherfucker, fist of steel
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    Under those lil suits, big-ass pecs, enough to make carrot top run for cover
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    Ever contemplated dungeon monster existence? All you do is stand around in a dark dungeon, day after day, night after night
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    I always found it really fascinating. Like the guardians in Morrowind crypts - the skeletons patrolling the corridors. I mean, that's very active. The first 12 000 times you go up and down a corridor, and still no intruders, wouldn't you lean back and have a smoke or something? At the very least
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    But no - still determined, 12 001 patrol, 12 002, years and years and years, not only determined, but totally amped - the MOMENT an intruder comes by - you're not even surprised, not even releaved, just "rarr!" and you attack, kill, and instantly make a lil U-turn back down the corridor
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    Mummies constantly accusing the other of stealing their wrappings, ghosts waiting to spook, that fat fuck dragon snoring on his pile of treasure for millennia. What a drag.
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    Spiders are endearingly clueless. I put one outside, and not ONCE does it stop to contemplate wtf happened. Right to work building a web!
    Risewild
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    When you need shelter and are hungry, you also don't stop to contemplate where your house or food comes from.

    Spiders need their webs to be able to have shelter and food. They can contemplate all they want after they made their web and have to wait for ages until they catch some prey .
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    Good point.
    TheGM
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    "A large entity of unknown origin has transplanted me from one plane of existence to another...eh what are you gonna do *builds web*"
    Obviously Spiders are of the no fucks given variety.
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    Lol, dunno how long Google Translate has existed, but Norwegian to English is still a total crapshoot. Worst is it never simply says "dunno"
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    I'll forever be reminded of the X-Files episode, where they featured "Norwegians" who spoke like "Hurbu lurbu durbu durbu" AND AIRED IN NORWAY, as if we'd all be like "oh, damn, I guess that's how we speak now! Ah well! Hurbu durbu lurbu gurbu!"
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    English to spanish and back works pretty well. Japanese to english is hilarious tho, sometimes it just romanizes words when JP > En, and others it just turns english words into Katakana thus you just end up with Engrish as a "translation".
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    Oh, yeah I forgot it goes both ways - yeah, Eng to Nor is even worse!
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    Fun fact! The nicobar pigeon is the closest relative of the Dodo and the Rodrigues Solitaire! It lives in the Andaman and Nicobar islands!
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    where it is mercylessly being driven to extinction, including for the use of jewelry :D BOOM!
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    Tried to show gf the many-decades old beaver dam near here, and it's gone. Municipality has been upgrading the area from swamp to park
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    At the very end, it concludes to the jist of - "If, however, there is need for an expansion of the nearby parking lot, it will be deemed acceptable to demolish the beaver dam."
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    *Drops to knees and yells at the heavens*
    DAM YOU! GOD DAM ALL OF YOU!
    Walpknut
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    "Tried to show gf the many-decades old beaver" Phrasing.
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    Lol Bashar al Assad wins 95% of the votes in a country where 50% want him dead
    eissa
    eissa
    The kurds were promised autonomy and to be left with their experimental "communalistic eco-socialist" state or whatever that mean. By this point i doubt it's 50% anymore. Then there is Putin's bots as well.
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    Btw, why does Sean Murray have to change inconsequential things all over the game, for every update, such as UI colors and such?
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    I appreciate the eagerness to update, but UI colors *constantly* changing around is not only unnecesary, but jarring and confusing every stupid time.
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    Lol, tried NMS for the first time since new TV, and TV's all "hi! gonna change some image settings for you now. Also, this might fail!"
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    It happily continues "If it fails, reset all settings, and unplug your device. [OK]"

    OKAY WOW YEA, COOL, THANKS :0

    (it didn't fail, so that's neat.)
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