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    Hearts of Iron games are always like, "I wonder which nation will just NOT go to war this time. Last time was Germany."
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    Analysis - more reasons I hate Google: Any googlable social issue or conundrum will always be *the most commonly searched* type of problem
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    Now - my instinct is then to TWEAK the wording of my search, but this is counter productive, because Google is now interpreting my repeated searches as - wow - this guy REALLY struggles with his confidence, and it only ramps up *what it allready* thinks I'm after, MORE concentrated self help, MORE Q/A stuff
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    ESPECIALLY with topics of psychology etc, where there will be a clear chance most people will be searching *similar topic* but totally different approach, usually personal, usually desperate, usually asking for help.
    You see the same in games, like - say you want to search a particular game mechanic, to learn about it, and instead you find *related topic* but worded as "how do I find magic cave i cant find it :'("
    eissa
    eissa
    <insert some Bing meme>
    zegh8578
    If you ever wondered - swifts are the best birds. Period. No bird can be better, here's why:
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    They feed in the air, okay - they drink in the air, they catch droplets. Right. They sleep in the air. Really, they do. They mate on the wing! Some swifts have been known to spend *an entire year* non stop flying - not landing once. The only thing they *must* do on land, is lay eggs and rear chicks. Otherwise, all they do is fly.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Maybe....Maybe. But Shrikes are the most metal of birds.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Oh yeah, definitely!
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    I'm addicted to bird box videos
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Are those the ones where the girl gets stuck in something?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Garden bird boxes, with cameras inside and often another facing the box entrance. Hour-long footages of birds nesting, laying eggs, feeding chicks, etc. Some will split between "PG" and "kid friendly", since birds discarding dead chicks is pretty common. I'm hooked!
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    Edgy corner vs early internet nice guy
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    I'm getting dogpiled by Americans for laughing at their lack of proper cheese.
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    RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    I work in a deli and I can safely tell you that American cheese sucks. Yet nearly every boomer wants White American Cheese. It's so bland! I prefer something with a little more flavor.
    HurdyGurdyGonzo
    HurdyGurdyGonzo
    The only great American cheese is Muenster. But even that was an European imitation.
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    Come on, one of herb for Muenster cheese is native from America. Well south america, but to call it imitation is just stretch.
    zegh8578
    Where are you travelling from? Error, no such location. <---bus ticket app in a nut-shell. JUST GIVE ME THE LIST OF BUS LINES!!!!!!
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    7 minutes late, like it's nothing, then the next one slammed its door shut on some lady, and dragged her for a full meter, before she was able to wrestle loose. The separating wall, isolating the drivers, have unhinged them completely. The only trustworthy ones are the sub sah africans, they're desperate to impress.
    Ayelander
    Ayelander
    See, that's a sign that you're too dependent on technology.
    Get a map, zoomer.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I'd love a map
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    Fuck yeah! The norwegian word for "body language" has SIX consonants in a row! Kroppsspråk! <---My spell check accepts!
    zegh8578
    Someone in some comment about birds discarding dead chicks from nests: "Birds don't feel sadness. They know its survival of the fittest."
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    TheGM
    TheGM
    Dude you need this *Hands you a Snickers*
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    So... what you be sayin' is... Birbs be havin' feelins and shit?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    At the very least 2 feelings

    On a serious note, my favorite "feeling" in nature is annoyance. In my life I have deliberately annoyed all of my pets, birds, cats, dogs - and they all respond predictably :V
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    New pet peeve: Lazy uninquisitive game guides who have clearly not put any real effort into exploring a games quests, beyond a single run.
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    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas - Toooys in every store -
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
    On your own front doooor
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    Christmas in July was last month. Been in a coma?
    zegh8578
    The local news about illegal destruction of gulls in Trondheim, completely sweeping past the notion that someone has been unloading shotguns
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    in the *middle of the city*

    Like, yes, this is an important news story about ecology, and peoples misguided notion that birds are "a pest", and take it upon themselves to deal with them - but no, let's rewind and ARREST WHOEVER's BLASTING SHOTGUNS *INSIDE THE CITY* plz :I
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    This reminds me of a comedic scene in a Swedish movie, depicting quickly edited "countryside hillbilly crimes", including "a moose hunt" in the middle of a crowded playground - only this time, it was real, and in the city!

    The hickery is impressive
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    Brazilians totally have brazilian cheeks. It's cus of how they speak - the "exaggerated" portuguese necesitate facial movements unique to
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Brazilian portuguese - not even Portuguese portuguese! This results in these sharply defined cheeks that you can spot in so many Brazilians!
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    The Norwegian word for "male voice" features 5 consonants in a row - "mannsstemme", defying the general rule of "no more than two"
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    Three consonants in a row is not entirely uncommon, especially when compounding words. Four consonants in a row is much rarer. Five in a row, I can only think of that one example for now.
    zegh8578
    Imagine having a Youtube react channel, and having to sit through all the movies "making the rounds", and pretending you enjoy them all.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Could be worse, could be a Youtube react channel about other youtube videos.
    zegh8578
    Holy fuck, it appears as if our only tv channel slated to show the olympics are for some reason not allowed to show the olympics...
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Either that, or something else is going on - all I know is for the past 2 hours, they've been in a studio talking *about* the sports that are currently happening, not showing any of it :I
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Remember when the Rio Olympics swiming competition was a literal shitshow?
    ironmask
    ironmask
    I remember hearing the rumor that there was a couch in the swimming water during that time.
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    Holy shit a moose just walked past my livingroom window!
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    I actually got a bit of an adrenaline shot from that - at first I only saw huge brown arms and shoulders, I had *NO* idea what I was looking at - other than some creature, quadrupedal, and with enormous limbs, holy shit...
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    So you are in a room with a moose!?
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