Fallout 4 Automatron is out

Just finished it.

[Spoilers?]
Here's my review:

So the game starts out okay, with a cool robo-buddy that treats you with respect. ADA or whatever. Its robot caravan got shot up by the Mechanist. So you gotta build some shit, blow up some shit. Kill, loot, return.

The DLC has all this robot stuff you can use. It's kind of overwhelming actually. There's like 30 different hands for one kind of arm, and there's like 7 arms. It's actually really fun to customize your robot, you can name it, color it, give it a funny voice, whatever. You know that old saying "It just works"? It just works. (Somehow)

The quest is half-decent. Half-decent for 10 dollars, I guess. The dungeon design is actually pretty spot on, but that's to be expected from Bethesda Game Studios.

Combat is solid, and a bit of challenge this time. (Self-detonating eye-bots) And occasionally

But let's talk about the defining moment of the game that actually makes it worthwhile. Trust me, it's pretty cool.

[UBER SPOILERS]

The robo-brain gets a large amount of lore written on it. Surprisingly so, for such a cheap DLC.
[YARR THERE BE SPOILARS!]
The Robo-brain's, well, brain is from prisoners before the war. Arsonists, rapists, serial killers, that whole lot. This explains why robo-brains are inherently hostile towards the player in Fallout 3. They're nuts.

Of course, there's the out-lyers robo-brains that aren't crazy, and they force the player to think about what they're killing. Kind of ironic isn't it? And don't worry this isn't just given to the player on a sheet of toilet-paper, the player has to actually try to find all the holo-tapes. This shows Bethesda can treat its players with respect. Treat them like they're smart. Like the old times right? Right.

And there's not really a whole lot of combat going on at this point. They're focusing more on the story-telling here. Nice to see that from Fallout 4.

Honestly, I enjoyed the DLC. But, I would love it Bethesda would focus more on expanding the lore and the characters instead of the combat and dungeons.

Some okay mixed with some great = 7.2/10 "We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope." -MLK, Jr.
 
Yeah I consider stuff like the walking simulator portions and the pointless radiant quests to be padding or filler as they call it.
Filler can be done well and thoughtfully or poor and lazy. Good filler doesn't feel repetitious and compliments the game. Time in filler is also a factor as well as purpose. Having 2 hours of puzzles to open up a quest is lazy filler. It's boring and no one wants to do it. Killing 50 variants of the same enemy for 50 minutes is lazy filler. A good example for me of good filler is Fallout 2's main quest, part 1, find the geck. Technically it is filler as it doesn't really accomplish anything other then making you get good by a specific point, but it is done in a way, at least for me, that it feels natural and not forced or lazy. Or maybe everything Bethesda does feels like filler because it isn't fun or because Fallout 4 anything is shit?
 
Filler can be done well and thoughtfully or poor and lazy. Good filler doesn't feel repetitious and compliments the game. Time in filler is also a factor as well as purpose. Having 2 hours of puzzles to open up a quest is lazy filler. It's boring and no one wants to do it. Killing 50 variants of the same enemy for 50 minutes is lazy filler. A good example for me of good filler is Fallout 2's main quest, part 1, find the geck. Technically it is filler as it doesn't really accomplish anything other then making you get good by a specific point, but it is done in a way, at least for me, that it feels natural and not forced or lazy. Or maybe everything Bethesda does feels like filler because it isn't fun or because Fallout 4 anything is shit?
Okay I should've expanded on that sorry, this walking simulator stuff is what I consider bad filler with the purpose of wasting time among other things while good filler can be cohesive and fill in parts of a game in a good way like you were saying. A puzzle can be good for example IF done right.
 

To answer your question, yes. You CAN fuck the Mechanist. First you must leave her alive. Second, you must not kill her Eyebot Sparks. Third, you must do enough radiant quests to unlock the final upgrade under each category. Once you can build a robot that has the highest stats in everything, and present it to her as a gift, she will fuck your brains out. Note that it will probably take at least 24 hours of gameplay where you play through the same amazing radiant quest over and over again to unlock all the supreme robot parts needed to fuck her. Good luck.
 
To answer your question, yes. You CAN fuck the Mechanist. First you must leave her alive. Second, you must not kill her Eyebot Sparks. Third, you must do enough radiant quests to unlock the final upgrade under each category. Once you can build a robot that has the highest stats in everything, and present it to her as a gift, she will fuck your brains out. Note that it will probably take at least 24 hours of gameplay where you play through the same amazing radiant quest over and over again to unlock all the supreme robot parts needed to fuck her. Good luck.
Good grief. You could get a real woman in the amount of time and effort it takes to get this broad.
 
Good grief. You could get a real woman in the amount of time and effort it takes to get this broad.

I'm not exaggerating by the way. That's actually a thing. Get the best robot parts on a single robot and she'll start congratulating you and flipping out. After that you can romance her. Then you can fuck her. You also get additional dialogue if you're wearing the Silver Shroud costume. You'll be treated to such.. amazing.. lines as "They didn't tell me the Silver Shroud also had a Silver Tongue.." or "Come on Shroud, let's get under my shroud". Otherwise she'll just be like "I see a special pipe that could use some.. fixing".
 
"Come on Shroud, let's get under my shroud".
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Yeah... You don't know how much pain and torture I went through just to get dialogue like that. Literally 24 hours of my life doing the same radiant quest over, and over, and over again to get all the fucking parts since no one knows the console commands yet.

But it was worth it. The Mechanist can modify my hard drive any day.

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At least she's better than Piper.
 
You'll be treated to such.. amazing.. lines as "They didn't tell me the Silver Shroud also had a Silver Tongue.." or "Come on Shroud, let's get under my shroud". Otherwise she'll just be like "I see a special pipe that could use some.. fixing".
You know Emil once won a writing award, can we get it confiscated for this shit?
 
Well it looks like I am late to the party.

I can't believe this DLC cost 10 US Dollars! Remember what ten dollars used to get you back in the day? With New Vegas you got a whole new worldspace to explore, lots of new dialogue, new interesting characters and a interesting story that added to the lore that all added hours of new gameplay into the game. What do you get with this DLC? Just a rehash of the Superhuman Gambit quest from Fallout 3 and more Minecraft crap which all ends up being just a little over a hour long to beat, but hey you can fuck the Mechanist while roleplaying as the Silver Shroud. Now that is what makes a near perfect RPG! :V
 
I can't believe no one has realized yet I was being completely sarcastic when I wrote you can romance the Mechanist. All those romance lines were made by your's truly.

Though the reactions were priceless. I just love how you all bought it immediately! Hook line and sinker.

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Regardless, the fact that you all believed me really shows how far downhill Bethesda's writing has gone huh? In fact, I could pretty much 100% picture "Come on Shroud, let's get under my shroud" being actual romance dialogue. That's sad.
 
I just love how you all bought it immediately! Hook line and sinker.
I didn't fall for it, but I never contested it. Your valor has prevented me from challenging you in most cases.

Regardless, the fact that you all believed me really shows how far downhill Bethesda's writing has gone huh.
I think Fallout 4 does a pretty good job at that already, but your efforts are appreciated!
 
Well it looks like I am late to the party.

I can't believe this DLC cost 10 US Dollars! Remember what ten dollars used to get you back in the day? With New Vegas you got a whole new worldspace to explore, lots of new dialogue, new interesting characters and a interesting story that added to the lore that all added hours of new gameplay into the game. What do you get with this DLC? Just a rehash of the Superhuman Gambit quest from Fallout 3 and more Minecraft crap which all ends up being just a little over a hour long to beat, but hey you can fuck the Mechanist while roleplaying as the Silver Shroud. Now that is what makes a near perfect RPG! :V

Took the words right out of my mouth. It's amazing how sharp a drop in quality there has been since 2010.
 
(and other posters here.)

Wow, so it manages to both suck and blow at the same time.

From what I have have read here so far this DLC is basically what I expected, and should have either been part of the original game, or just some random $1/1 Euro release.
At least the Fallout 3 DLCs gave us some new land to go through.
 
A bit of an update for the metacritic scores.
PC's has shifted to 5.5 for user score.
PS4's gotten 2 critic reviews and sits at 65, its user score is now 6.9
xbox's user is at 6.2.

So slight increase for PC user score, slight decrease for PS4 and xbox user scores and the PS4's critical scores ain't in the green.
 
The FNV DLC don't have high user or critic scores either. Honest Hearts has a 66 critic score and 6.7 user score from 113 reviews. Even Old World Blues does best with only a 7.7 user score.

My personal scores are higher, but I still wouldn't give any of them, even Old World Blues, above 90.
 
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