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Atomkilla said:
You don't like the sight of your own dick?
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I don't think it is appealing, no.
Dicks always seem out of place, it is just bulging out of the body like someone just glued them there or something. Also even if a man looks like an Adonis, the dick and balls again seem out of place in the body, when it is flaccid it just hangs there and is evident that it is made from different tissue as the rest of the body (which again accentuates the "out of place" feeling) when it is erect it looks clumsy and anyone trying to walk around or run or even just turn around will have it bounce and wiggle like a clumsy appendage or something... I don't know I just don't find dicks and balls appealing even if they are my own.
 
Risewild said:
I don't think it is appealing, no.
Dicks always seem out of place, it is just bulging out of the body like someone just glued them there or something. Also even if a man looks like an Adonis, the dick and balls again seem out of place in the body, when it is flaccid it just hangs there and is evident that it is made from different tissue as the rest of the body (which again accentuates the "out of place" feeling) when it is erect it looks clumsy and anyone trying to walk around or run or even just turn around will have it bounce and wiggle like a clumsy appendage or something... I don't know I just don't find dicks and balls appealing even if they are my own.
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That's cause dicks are an eldritch appendage, bestowed upon males by the Old Gods to always remember the ancient and unholy origin of our species. They are supposed to look weird for they are alien to us. When you have a morning wood you are basically worshiping Azatoth.
 
Atomkilla said:
That's cause dicks are an eldritch appendage, bestowed upon males by the Old Gods to always remember the ancient and unholy origin of our species. They are supposed to look weird for they are alien to us. When you have a morning wood you are basically worshiping Azatoth.
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Praise be to Azatoth! :notworthy:
 
Risewild said:
I don't think it is appealing, no.
Dicks always seem out of place, it is just bulging out of the body like someone just glued them there or something. Also even if a man looks like an Adonis, the dick and balls again seem out of place in the body, when it is flaccid it just hangs there and is evident that it is made from different tissue as the rest of the body (which again accentuates the "out of place" feeling) when it is erect it looks clumsy and anyone trying to walk around or run or even just turn around will have it bounce and wiggle like a clumsy appendage or something... I don't know I just don't find dicks and balls appealing even if they are my own.
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And you know what else? Your balls dangle In the toilet when you shit.
 
Risewild said:
The problem is when you get robbed just for the simple fact you have a gun, here have two different stories of it happening (one was in 2014 and the other was in 2016):
http://wonkette.com/597548/open-car...-stolen-at-gunpoint-and-we-cant-stop-laughing
http://gawker.com/open-carrying-guy-has-his-brand-new-pistol-stolen-at-gu-1644022889
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Yes, well. So the answer is "maybe". But yea, I'm not the one who's pro-gun, on the contrary. I'm also anti-violence and anti-crime, to a point. Self defence is no offence in my books.

What happened in Turkey just now is a good example of safety issues with night clubs etc.
 
Crni Vuk said:
I wish Alec would have never mentioned it. Now I find my self constantly looking at the eyebrows of females I see, and thinking sometimes "what the hell is that?".
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I know, right?
I asked a couple of female friends about it and they gave me more information than I ever could have wanted. Women are really sick, man. They pluck the fuck out of their eyebrows and then redraw them with fake-up. That's the gist of it. Why? Because they don't like them. They think eyebrows make them look too masculine. And so they need to be reshaped and redrawn to perfection. The main problem seems to be that women have a very weird idea of what these perfect eyebrows should look like.

Example:
At 0:25 you can see how perfectly beautiful her natural eyebrows are. And I'm saying that knowing full well that she already plucked the shit out of her eyebrows. But lo and behold:
by 1:50 her eyebrows are starting to resemble hairy caterpillars!

It stops being an eyebrow and becomes a pile of pigmented goo and gunk. Because, sure, making your eyebrows bigger and that much more noticeable surely makes them look way more natural and feminine. :roll:

Ugh.

Imagine plucking your beard and redrawing it with a Sharpie because you think that your real beard makes you look too feminine. Just imagine doing that. Often on a daily basis. What kind of personality disorder does one need to start doing crazy shit like that? I dunno, man. But I do know that I do not want to share a bed with such a person.
 
alec said:
I know, right?
I asked a couple of female friends about it and they gave me more information than I ever could have wanted. Women are really sick, man. They pluck the fuck out of their eyebrows and then redraw them with fake-up. That's the gist of it. Why? Because they don't like them. They think eyebrows make them look too masculine. And so they need to be reshaped and redrawn to perfection. The main problem seems to be that women have a very weird idea of what these perfect eyebrows should look like.

Example:
At 0:25 you can see how perfectly beautiful her natural eyebrows are. And I'm saying that knowing full well that she already plucked the shit out of her eyebrows. But lo and behold:
by 1:50 her eyebrows are starting to resemble hairy caterpillars!

It stops being an eyebrow and becomes a pile of pigmented goo and gunk. Because, sure, making your eyebrows bigger and that much more noticeable surely makes them look way more natural and feminine. :roll:

Ugh.

Imagine plucking your beard and redrawing it with a Sharpie because you think that your real beard makes you look too feminine. Just imagine doing that. Often on a daily basis. What kind of personality disorder does one need to start doing crazy shit like that? I dunno, man. But I do know that I do not want to share a bed with such a person.
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That is... disturbing... I am so happy my wife doesn't go for those bollocks.
Women always say that society is throwing at them since a young age this "perfect figure", and that being attractive to men "force" them to do these stuff to themselves (shaving, high heels, super thin, eye brows plucking, tons of makeup, etc) but pretty much any of my male friends don't care about that stuff and to be honest most of my female friends like to do it because it makes them feel sexy. I really don't know any men who is walking around saying girls have to do stupid shit like this to be attractive, it seems that the girls do it to themselves for no reason (actually I believe it's the cosmetic, food, gyms and clothes industries that keep feeding these ideas to women so they can sell more shit for inflated prices).
 
http://bgr.com/2017/01/02/cnn-hacking-fallout-screenshot/
http://bgr.com/2017/01/02/cnn-hacking-fallout-screenshot/
"CNN uses screenshot from ‘Fallout 4’ to show how Russians hack things
The thing about computer hacking is that it’s such a general, far-reaching term that it’s almost impossible to explain to someone who isn’t already familiar with it. So, news networks who need b-roll footage to show while they’re talking about hacking usually just show keyboards or random strings of letters and numbers, while the audience stares blindly at the screen, assuming that whatever they’re looking at is somehow related to the topic. Or, if you’re CNN, you steal footage from one of the most popular video games of the year and hope that nobody watching will recognize it."

https://i.redd.it/tp3yxdnlza7y.jpg
 
Terrorists used one of Bethesdas images to show their idea of Washington on some islamic website, until they got sued by Beth for copyright infringement:
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Here's something else I don't find appealing:
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Nevermind that it is her, it is the pose I'm talking about. You know when you have a bit of gas inside your colon and you feel like you want it out but it isn't complying so you shift your weight to the side a little like this to apply some pressure and help force it out? That's what I think of whenever I see a chick in this pose. It looks like she just let one rip. Her expression doesn't help either.

Crni Vuk said:
Terrorists used one of Bethesdas images to show their idea of Washington on some islamic website, until they got sued by Beth for copyright infringement:
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How exactly... Do you 'sue' terrorists?
This sounds like something out of the onion.
 
Re-discovered videos of a pastor that was super popular in Latin america when I was a kid, he called everything from Disney to Anime satanic and his sermons where filled with more bullshit than a Coprophillic Buffalo's intestines. Back then my school even organized a Toy/Book/merch burning, a bitch in my class even took my sticker album and threw it in there. Back then it caused me no end of grief and anger, but now the guy makes me laugh in hysterics, the shit he said was so ridiculous it almost feels like he was just doing an elaborate art and comedy performance. Doesn't help that he says all the names wrong and claims "Sailor" is a stanic word.
 
Well, Sailor Moon is pretty satanic. All carnal and shit. Can see Anton LaVey doing that blond bitch hard.
 
I never found them that hot, all the QUALITY ANIMU that show had really put me off sexually. Now Ranma 1/2, that show was full of tits, and for some reason they broadcasted it at after school hours in 2 channels with no censorship (in fact they only broadcasted the version with the blur on the nipples like 5 years later) I never missed an episode.

The worst part about that dude is that he was at least trilingual, he slips into english phrases often when speaking his sermons, so he fully knew that when he said "Sailor" was a demonic incantation that he was full of shit, same when he said Piccolo, Milka and Dragon Ball all meant an assortment of satanic phrases. People like that are repulsive, but he was also insane as he was convinced the devil wanted to personally take down all planes he got it but he had personal protection for Jizzus. Now that he is dead, he is just hilarious.
 
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