Throatpunch
Banned
I'm a true celtic barbarian. I've changed my avatar to mock the filthy scumbag roman pigs invading our land. I piss in the helmets of dead legionaries I killed in glorious battle, like a real man.
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I am addicted to these frozen pizzas. They are so fucking nice, every time I shop I buy 3. Its like Michelin starred restaurant food that I can buy from tescos for £1.50
I always cook them for 5 minutes more than the box says to get it nice and crispy. So good.
Ugh, I like that one, I do, but I have a tendency to forget it for a minute too much. Once it gets burned, it wreaks havoc to my gut :I
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
that's offensive to both freedom and batteries.
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Deleted member 93956
Guest
The spinach one is nice, crunchy as F and with some spicy sauce...
MutantScalper
Dogmeat
Just got done barbequing some standard sausages. It's fun although over here we have mosquitos outside if it's not windy so they can be annoying.
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
It's overrated anyway. I mean what has nature ever done for us?
Throatpunch
Banned
Apart from you of course. Have you ever been outside?
Humans are massive cokcksuckers for not respecting nature enough. If there's anything we need to spend on, it's protecting the environment.
Not if you want to succeed though ...
If Mother nature can't take the heat, then she should get the fuck out of the kitchen!
If Mother nature can't take the heat, then she should get the fuck out of the kitchen!
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
Yes. And its terrible every time.
I did some landscaping work last summer and the actual working was the least shitty part of that entire experience.
Throatpunch
Banned
Aren't you in some shitty desert or something? That's not what all the outsides like. Don't be so closed minded, I'm sure there are some green spaces in Kentucky.
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
Kentucky is mostly farms and hills. Lotsa green space here.
Throatpunch
Banned
You need to open your mind.
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
To what? Itchy unpleasantness, bugs, sand in my tents and in my ass, just filth everywhere. Nature just ain't for me bub.
Throatpunch
Banned
This is all your fault. Itchy unpleasantness? Presumably your clothes. Also grow some balls, you are giving up because of itchiness? Bugs? Get some bug repellent. Filth everywhere? Nature is messy, get over it. Sand in your tent? You obviously didn't put it up correctly. Sand in your ass? How the fuck did you manage that?
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
bug repellant itself feels unpleasant. Itchiness is not caused by my clothes but the unpleasant feeling of nature touching my skin.
Ain't giving up. Just admitting this Bullshit is not for me. As for the sand in my ass and all that shit... I live near the Ohio river.
Throatpunch
Banned
Would you like advice on how to grow a pair?
R.Graves
Confirmed Retard
If "growing a pair" means going out and doing something i find no joy in then no. If "growing a pair" is just a way of looking down on me then fuck you. If "growing a pair" means giving me advice then why not?
Throatpunch
Banned
Grab some walking boots and proper clothes and go on a shortish walk. You might enjoy it. Gradually go on longer walks. Its healthy for your body and your mind.
aenemic
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Now this, I can get into: