General Discussion Thread of DOOM

[Vergil]

Why did you send me a pm message advising me on how to lose my virginity

I felt you needed the advice.

EDIT: Also PM stands for "Private Message". Saying "PM Message" is like saying "Private Message Message".

 

[Walpknut]

There is a difference between hating Trump and being completely humorless...

 

[Throatpunch]

I felt you needed the advice.

EDIT: Also PM stands for "Private Message". Saying "PM Message" is like saying "Private Message Message".

I didn't need it. Why did you tell me to buy a vibrator?

 

[Atomkilla]

Vergil is gay, but that's okay. Live and love Doomdsaypreppe r.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

I felt you needed the advice.

Would you mind sharing this advice with all of us?

 

[R.Graves]

Would you mind sharing this advice with all of us?

Same!

 

[Vergil]

 

[MutantScalper]

Ok here's a real world scenario question. I can post a pic to prove it but don't think that will be necessary.

What if, after a night out in the club with the homies, you find a passed out individual on the park lawn or something. Totally passed out. It's summer and not cold at all so that person will most likely not freeze to death. Do you alert the officials or do you leave that person there and just walk away?

 

[Hassknecht]

If it's warm? No biggie. Maybe go over and put them in recovery position in case they puke, but other than that...

 

[Throatpunch]

Would you mind sharing this advice with all of us?

Same!

 

[MutantScalper]

If it's warm? No biggie. Maybe go over and put them in recovery position in case they puke, but other than that...

Yep, that's what the cops recommend here too. Maybe ask the person if they're ok, try to wake them up. One issue is that passed out individuals might get their things stolen.

 

[Atomkilla]

Ok here's a real world scenario question. I can post a pic to prove it but don't think that will be necessary.

What if, after a night out in the club with the homies, you find a passed out individual on the park lawn or something. Totally passed out. It's summer and not cold at all so that person will most likely not freeze to death. Do you alert the officials or do you leave that person there and just walk away?

Slice his throat while no one is looking. If he doesn't know the limit of drinking, then he shouldn't waste oxygen.

 

[Crni Vuk]

Serbian way of drinking is best way.

I have no idea how anyone could watch that video and think that it's genuine celebration?

You ... you don't celebrate the death of Binladen? You know the NSA has a list right?

 

[Vergil]

Ok here's a real world scenario question. I can post a pic to prove it but don't think that will be necessary.

What if, after a night out in the club with the homies, you find a passed out individual on the park lawn or something. Totally passed out. It's summer and not cold at all so that person will most likely not freeze to death. Do you alert the officials or do you leave that person there and just walk away?

Depends. Are they black, brown, yellow or Normal coloured?

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I always did take you for the kind of guy who'd be sexually obsessed with James Bond.

 

[Throatpunch]

I always did take you for the kind of guy who'd be sexually obsessed with James Bond.

Only the Bond girls.

 

[Vergil]

Only the Bond girls.

What kind of limp wristed faggot isn't turned on by young Sean Connery?

 

[Throatpunch]

What kind of limp wristed faggot isn't turned on by young Sean Connery?

Maybe you are. I'll pass.

 

[Vergil]

Maybe you are. I'll pass.

You're a disgrace to your country and to Her Majesty The Queen.

 

[Crni Vuk]

Are you a Vergirl by the way?

 

[MutantScalper]

Serbian way of drinking is best way.

What's that like? Drink "slivovitch" all day and night long?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slivovitz