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Obviously prefacing each of these statements with 'in my opinion'.
-None of the Bioshock games were particularly good. The first five minutes were interesting, but once you realise that death is meaningless it just becomes a chore. The powers are clunky, the enemies are either pathetic or bullet sponges and the ending was retarded; this goes for all three of them.
-Sunless Sea is pretentious as balls and whoever wrote it needs to be taught that pretentious ambiguity and intentionally obtuse verbosity does not equal good writing.
-New Vegas is not the best RPG to have ever been written, but it might be my favourite; in terms of balancing quality and accessibility, it is definitely the best.
-Borderlands as a series has always been terrible. The writing in the first two (as far as comedy went anyways) was acceptable, but at this stage Gearbox should've just made a text adventure or something.
-Everything about the gaming industry and community is utterly retarded.
-Starbound is good.
-Elite: Dangerous is good.
-Pillars of Eternity was a bit of a trainwreck, albeit enjoyable nonetheless.
-I still play Crazy Taxi from the original disk I got it on from a cereal box in like 2004.
-STALKER is unplayable. I cannot play more than five minutes of that game (any of them, take your pick).
-Subnautica is good.
-No Man's Sky is exactly what they said it would be.
-Dwarf Fortress is a tutorial and a decent tileset away from being the god-emperor of all past, present and future sandbox games.
-Undertale is good exclusively in the context of modern videogames, and people need to understand that. It's writing is simplistic, its gameplay is tedious and its novelty wears off (albeit slowly). Its value stands in the commentary it offers on the kind of games we play today.
-(not so much about video games specifically but) I hate this trend where games can either be dark and brooding or so fucking quirky they're about to shoot rainbows out their asses. I want a good old panto villain played straight again; I want a fun story, not a hilarious or dramatic one.
I'll probably post more as they come to mind.
-None of the Bioshock games were particularly good. The first five minutes were interesting, but once you realise that death is meaningless it just becomes a chore. The powers are clunky, the enemies are either pathetic or bullet sponges and the ending was retarded; this goes for all three of them.
-Sunless Sea is pretentious as balls and whoever wrote it needs to be taught that pretentious ambiguity and intentionally obtuse verbosity does not equal good writing.
-New Vegas is not the best RPG to have ever been written, but it might be my favourite; in terms of balancing quality and accessibility, it is definitely the best.
-Borderlands as a series has always been terrible. The writing in the first two (as far as comedy went anyways) was acceptable, but at this stage Gearbox should've just made a text adventure or something.
-Everything about the gaming industry and community is utterly retarded.
-Starbound is good.
-Elite: Dangerous is good.
-Pillars of Eternity was a bit of a trainwreck, albeit enjoyable nonetheless.
-I still play Crazy Taxi from the original disk I got it on from a cereal box in like 2004.
-STALKER is unplayable. I cannot play more than five minutes of that game (any of them, take your pick).
-Subnautica is good.
-No Man's Sky is exactly what they said it would be.
-Dwarf Fortress is a tutorial and a decent tileset away from being the god-emperor of all past, present and future sandbox games.
-Undertale is good exclusively in the context of modern videogames, and people need to understand that. It's writing is simplistic, its gameplay is tedious and its novelty wears off (albeit slowly). Its value stands in the commentary it offers on the kind of games we play today.
-(not so much about video games specifically but) I hate this trend where games can either be dark and brooding or so fucking quirky they're about to shoot rainbows out their asses. I want a good old panto villain played straight again; I want a fun story, not a hilarious or dramatic one.
I'll probably post more as they come to mind.