Reality Glitches

The idea is interesting, but the samples and cases are pretty dumb. I have a lot of instances where physics seem to extert themselves just to fuck with me, that or I am just a combination of unlucky and clumsy...
 
It's called metaphysics.


It's that branch of physics that holds weight, however doesn't at the same time because douchebags usually masturbate around in the subject matter to make themselves look good rather than actually do something.


Kinda like this website.
 
The metaphysical shit is about to hit the non-existent fan that only exists in the astral realm inside your brain.
 
I don't know guys, my desk sometimes becomes a frictionless surface at random and makes mouses and keyboards just slide along it at the least amount of strength applied, that must mean I am in the matrix.
 
Walpknut said:
I don't know guys, my desk sometimes becomes a frictionless surface at random and makes mouses and keyboards just slide along it at the least amount of strength applied, that must mean I am in the matrix.
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The scientific explanation is that what you're experiencing is in fact "rage quit", a symptom which afflicts many gamers, often without their knowledge. You see, a game you are playing frustrates you, briefly inducing a momentary fury where you experience superhuman strength as a burst of adrenaline hits you, and you will destroy your gaming peripherals whilst in this state. Many sufferers forget that they ever entered a state of "rage quit", it a common problem.

You simply grew enraged, and threw your mouses and keyboards around without realizing it was you! Every mystery has a logical explanation! =D
 
SuAside said:
The weirdest thing I've ever encountered in my life is:
I was maybe 8 years old, sitting in the tub, with my mom at the sink putting on some makeup. I suddenly blurt out the (uncommon) name of a person we haven't talked to in two years, with no reason to do so. 30 seconds later, phone rings. And you guessed it, the person in question is calling when mom picks up the phone.

Afterwards, I'm like wut? :wtf:
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That happens to me a lot. Thinking about someone I haven't seen or heard of for a long time and then that someone calls or writes me an e-mail. The times I think about those people and nothing happens far outweigh the times I have these 'supernatural' experiences, though, so I think it's just a coincidence.
 
SnapSlav said:
Walpknut said:
I don't know guys, my desk sometimes becomes a frictionless surface at random and makes mouses and keyboards just slide along it at the least amount of strength applied, that must mean I am in the matrix.
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The scientific explanation is that what you're experiencing is in fact "rage quit", a symptom which afflicts many gamers, often without their knowledge.
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That joke works better in it's shortened form like above. As a comedy expert, like the illustrious Walnut, I know this to be true. :V
 
I have dropped pens to the floor, that dematrialized before my very eyes.
Some would say they quickly bounce away from sight, but if that's the case - where did they go? Under my bed? Probably. But I'm not crawling under there.
 
I swear I had more money yesterday, some might say I just spent it, but I am sure I didn't, Reality Glitches!!!!!!
 
zegh8578 said:
I have dropped pens to the floor, that dematrialized before my very eyes.
Some would say they quickly bounce away from sight, but if that's the case - where did they go? Under my bed? Probably. But I'm not crawling under there.
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Lazy ass. Now science will never know!
 
Gonzalez said:
Deja vu
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The Dopamine Cleric said:
I'm a healer.
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For fuck's sake, stop haunting my dreams!

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