The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Let's face it, I fucked 'em all. I mean, that's what I do. That's why I went to beauty school. I mean, they're always there and I-I just can't I-I, you know, I - I don't know what I'm apologizing for. So, sometimes I fuck 'em. I go into that shop and they're so great lookin', you know, and I - I doing their hair and they feel great and they smell great. Or, I could be out on the street, you know, and I could just stop at a stoplight or go into an elevator or - I - it's a beautiful girl - I - I don't know - I mean, that's it! It makes my day. I mean, it makes me feel like I'm gonna live forever
     
  2. Post-War Tribal

    Post-War Tribal Detective ᗟΔИΟ oTO Orderite

    Nov 8, 2018
    Agreed, but I belive that goes for both genders though.
     
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  3. Sn1p3r187

    Sn1p3r187 Carolinian Shaolin Monk

    Apr 7, 2014
    It does. Trust me, female incels are fucking disgusting. Same issues as the male incel, just with a vagina and their issues are men they want but know they dont want them at all and it tears em up inside. I say it from experience having dated a woman who was a lowkey incel
     
  4. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    It's funny that the ideal man would not be posting in a thread like this.
     
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  5. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Man you really hate this thread lol.


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  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    I hate that fun threads get no posts while this retarded thread gets 14 full pages. Oh boy tell us what makes your dick hard! Lets debate that for 14 pages guys!

    :wiggle:
     
  7. Post-War Tribal

    Post-War Tribal Detective ᗟΔИΟ oTO Orderite

    Nov 8, 2018
    Well I get a stiffy when I spend time with a woman that I'm sexually attracted to.
     
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  8. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Lol, you can't say it plainer than that.
     
  9. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    I find attractiveness attractive. Now let’s debate. Is it attractive to be attractive?
     
  10. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Is it a mass debate ?
     
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  11. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    Absolutely my friend
     
  12. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I know they say opposites attract but when I was mass debating looking at Liz Truss doing her thang suddenly the urge went .
     
  13. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    Opposites attract which is why magnets are ugly
     
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  14. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I will write that down into the book of Holy Law. It will be kept for posterior.
     
  15. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    They come together, and you know it ain’t fiction
     
  16. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    1970 80's Porno Voice : " Let's make a chain "
     
  17. Sn1p3r187

    Sn1p3r187 Carolinian Shaolin Monk

    Apr 7, 2014
    Oh, and word of advise to any men looking for their ideal woman. Dont ever buy into pickup artistry or the concept of being alpha or sigma male bs. It's a good way to get a sexual harassment lawsuit and a lot of it is totally delusional and lacks greater understanding of the individual's taste. Your Andrew Tate characters are practically running pyramid schemes and are calling you sheeps and morons for buying into their bs to begin with.
     
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  18. mobucks

    mobucks President of racism. Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    This chick behind the counter at the supermarket was really something else. So the exact words I said was "I don't usually talk like this, but your freckles are so beautiful" and she lit up like a christmas tree and thanked me. I was just trying to brighten her day not be creepy.

    I feel really weird complimenting women these days. Anyone else feel that way too? It sucks because all these people are on the sex apps and I can't even figure out how to share a video of my dog.
     
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  19. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    When I was an apprentice I used to get the men's orders in the local cake shop. I used to pride myself remembering the orders.
    I would say things like " 2 steak and kidney, 2 Cornish pasties, a sausage roll, erm, 2 custard tarts, a blackcurrant and a soup of the day unless it's oxtail, then don't bother. The old girl would serve me then say her customary reply " Many thanks "

    Then one day I am running the orders through my head adding, and a bag of sugar. (for the tea)

    No old girl in the shop some gorgeous girl my age. I reeled off the order then trying to recall the last item, I blurted out.

    and a shag of bugger. ( true story )

    PS. If you see a woman wearing a leopard skin print top or dress, it's usually because they want shagging.
     
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  20. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    I usually compliment people on their hair or their shirt but that kinda goes for both sexes. That is fairly innocuous.

    Is a trad a tranny guy girl I am so out of touch?