The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite [REDACTED]

    Oct 13, 2010
    Wifey Material right here
     
  2. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    Famous last words before they lock you inside your house and burn it down, splitting both the home insurance policy and the life insurance policy.
     
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  3. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    Or you find out one of them has a dick or something that resembles a dick or they cut off your dick or they don't like dick or...
     
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  4. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    “It’s not a dick, it’s my vestigial twin Thomas. Say hello, brother”
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    Why is it tranny dicks are always so red? It's like they can't stop rubbing one out or something. I've seen pictures.
     
  6. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    Mildly insulting that you’d think I know :(
     
  7. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    Oh I was not talking to you. You see I did not quote you so it was a general comment directed at this shitty thread.
     
  8. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
  9. Millim

    Millim Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite [REDACTED]

    Oct 13, 2010
    You been rubbing it out over trans porn again?
     
  10. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Guest

    I gotta click off 9 times out of 10. Just looks like dudes with no body hair and tits.
     
  11. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    England bitches 4 Sweden bitches 0. @TorontoReign told me to tell you as you are English, possibly :)

    I like women that like it from behind. That way you can write out a betting slip on their back.
     
  12. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    @Jebus. No wonder females don't come down to this place.
     
  13. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I am a proper English gentleman in mixed company. I never use bad language and if I ask a lady does she fancy a fuck against the back wall of a pub I always say please.
     
  14. Iprovidelittlepianos

    Iprovidelittlepianos Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    949
    May 12, 2020
    I would imagine that’s due to the lack of testosterone reducing the amount of melanin in the skin, making the blood more noticeable.
     
  15. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
     
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  16. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    @BigBudha I know if those body builder type of women use testosterone they go flat chested and their clits are nearly as big as my dick.
    Well flaccid I mean. When I bone up it's like a donkeys'

    @Morgan_ This is outrageous. This must stop now. I thought this thread was about ideal women not the thing women think about up to 300 times per day.

    Cock, cock , cock cock, cock. Oh I must remember to pick up teabags, cock, cock , cock, cock
     
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  17. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    I dunno, I'm starting to think you guys are also thinking about it a lot tbh.

    :obsessed:
     
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  18. KingArthur

    KingArthur You Have Alerted the Horse [REDACTED]

    Jun 25, 2018
    The bisexual thinks about genitals, yes.

    You got me Morgan, you’re too smart for me.
     
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  19. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I'm quite the opposite; I declared myself asexual ages ago. Some people would fuck anything with a pulse ( I have no problem with that).
    Asexuality is the way to go. The libido is a dangerous beast that can warp rational thought.

    I protest at the LGBTQ marches with my Ⓐ T shirt that has the slogan " I don't give a fuck, nor do I take one "

    This led to me being attacked by a gang of transvestites but I outran them as they were slow as fuck, mincing after me in high heels.

    The running left me having a coughing fit. I coughed up a good one with bits of lung and spat it out, it hit a policeman's helmet.*1

    There was absolutely no need for him to have his knob out anyway as it was at least 1 mile away from the main march.

    I do admit supressing libido can cause anxiety . When having the occasional wank thinking of the beauty of the planet I suffer performance anxiety this makes me abstain for an hour or 2.

    *1 Bobbie's helmet is slang for bell end.
     
  20. Sn1p3r187

    Sn1p3r187 Carolinian Shaolin Monk

    Apr 7, 2014
    Ideal woman?

    Well i say to start off i assume most of us are 3's through 6's in the looks department. If im being brutally honest i want to say, dont go after woman who are too hot. Theyre overrated as beyond fuck. i rather bang a woman who's little less than good looking because they at least makeup for lack of kinder looks with being a 10 in the personality department. Or being a 10 in the screwing department. Something that women in the upper tiers of the looks scale are far lesser scored than the others. By all means i prefer a woman who doesnt bore me and conservation feels next to endless and natural....and i dont feel like i have to compete with other men flooding her dm's because she is supermodel hot and she let that attitude get to her head. i rather her be ugly and own it and know that somebody finds her confidence attractive than for her to be the aforementioned and her be a bore and completely insecure.

    And what i say applies to some dudes who behave like incels. Dude lower your standards cut the negative nancy shit out and just have confidence and be way less condescending and you will get women.
     
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