Poor Cass. I like her. Great attitude on that girl.
So... No-bark cheats at Caravan!
Just passing time and figuring what the hell, had the Platinum trophy on PS3, may as well go for all my achievements on the Steam version and since there's no max number of games you can play with No-bark, I figured I'd just get the Caravan Master playing him.
He's a friggin cheater!!!
Went in up in Caravan 20-11. Next thing I know it's 21-20.
Seriously, we lay our first three cards and then his next three cards are all friggin jacks, wiping my three cards from the board. I won one game, he won nine in a row. And it wasn't his personal deck because I randomized the deck. Every friggin hand, jack after jack after jack from him.
I eventually won, got my achievement with a 30-26 record, walked way far away, went into a crouch and blew his goddamn head off with a sneak attack from my trusty fully modded hunting rifle.