Top Ten Things That Should Be Illegal but Somehow Aren't

R.Graves

Confirmed Retard
1. Cropping any media from 4:3 to 16:9. It always looks terrible. It makes me feel claustrophobic. Why the fuck.

2. Needless censorship. Why in the hell do people feel the need to sanitize everything to the point that it loses all personality?

3. Having literally any opinion that mutantscalper ever had.

4. Crunchy peanut butter

5. Actually any peanut butter that isn't jiff

6. Conjugal visits

7. American companies opening or owning factories overseas

8. Prisoners having like iPads and shit to facetime people. Bruh wtf

9. Being gay

10. False accusations of rape or sexual misconduct
 
1.People liking things that I don't like.

2. People disliking things that I like


It's stupid. People don't know they're wrong, so they need to be shown.
 
1. Twitter
2. Twitch
3. Tik Tok
4. Simping for thots
5. Mob Rule
6. Kangaroo Courts
7. False accusations
8. Double standards for certain groups
9. Censorship of anything
10. Gender Studies
 
You can eat peanut butter by itself.

Also

Adultery once married.

Is it a legally binding document or naw?
 
Mutilating your children's genitals is a pretty high one for me. Stop slicing and dicing down there.
 
I'm sorry I did not consider your delicate constitution when ascertaining the clarificational inquiries of the contextual sensitive nature of the word gay when used in a sentence. If your mind leaped up on the idea of man to man relations hence forth known as the Canadian handshake upon the asking of such a question, one would have that to file that under personal foibles and quirkelations of your own personage.
 
1. MAPS (Minor attracted persons) (Minor attracted positivity)
This has been a problem for at least more than a year and the FBI has done jack shit about it, on Twitter they aren't even just discussing pedophilia they are LITERALLY paying each other for child abuse content

2. Windows 10
Probably the worst OS Mircosoft has shat out, backwards compatibility is so bad it can't even play Minecraft Pre-Alpha without freezing the entire system (look it up)

3. Chihuahuas
Fuck Chihuahuas, overly aggressive FEV experiment gone wrong looking asses.

All I can think of right now
 
Fuck it.
Bad zombie depictions.
You get a choice between Romero zombies, Return zombies or Voodoo zombies.
If you rip off 28 days later and call them zombies then off to the guillotines with you.

I guess this is #2 for me then and yeah I think it's on par with the previous one.
 
I don't agree with that one at all. That basically enslaves a person to their spouse and if they get into a bad relationship and the other one drags out the divorce procedure then it means you can't fuck anyone at all cause it's illegal. Cheating is bad and all but the law has no right to dictate that part of life. Give 'em an inch and they'll take the mile. They would not stop there and would start to meddle in other aspects of life, especially marriage. Then there's other issues such as rape by force, rape by being drugged, open relationships, he said she said and being on a "break" to name a few. But sure, give the government control of our love lives, nothing could go wrong with that.
 
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