Top Ten Things That Should Be Illegal but Somehow Aren't

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by R.Graves, Jun 20, 2020.

  1. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    1. Cropping any media from 4:3 to 16:9. It always looks terrible. It makes me feel claustrophobic. Why the fuck.

    2. Needless censorship. Why in the hell do people feel the need to sanitize everything to the point that it loses all personality?

    3. Having literally any opinion that mutantscalper ever had.

    4. Crunchy peanut butter

    5. Actually any peanut butter that isn't jiff

    6. Conjugal visits

    7. American companies opening or owning factories overseas

    8. Prisoners having like iPads and shit to facetime people. Bruh wtf

    9. Being gay

    10. False accusations of rape or sexual misconduct
     
  2. KingArthur

    KingArthur Fat Boi On a Diet; Don’t Try It

    Jun 25, 2018
    Number 9 is a bit hypocritical of a man who loves trannies as much as you.
     
  3. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Mojave Express Employee of the Month

    Mar 16, 2013
    1.People liking things that I don't like.

    2. People disliking things that I like


    It's stupid. People don't know they're wrong, so they need to be shown.
     
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  4. KingArthur

    KingArthur Fat Boi On a Diet; Don’t Try It

    Jun 25, 2018
    Yes. Because being wrong is a capital offense in Graves, USA.
     
  5. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    672
    Mar 9, 2018
    Just stop being a Fag and chew you insipid little incel, your not one of those nasty little jawlets are you?
     
  6. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    You dont chew peanutbutter unless it's in a sandwhich wtf.
     
  7. RangerBoo

    RangerBoo The Overly Insensitive

    Jun 15, 2015
    1. Twitter
    2. Twitch
    3. Tik Tok
    4. Simping for thots
    5. Mob Rule
    6. Kangaroo Courts
    7. False accusations
    8. Double standards for certain groups
    9. Censorship of anything
    10. Gender Studies
     
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  8. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    672
    Mar 9, 2018
    That's the only time you should be eating peanut butter you child. That's like eating ranch on crackers instead of salad (Eating ranch should be penalized by flogging).
     
  9. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    You can eat peanut butter by itself.

    Also

    Adultery once married.

    Is it a legally binding document or naw?
     
  10. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Mutilating your children's genitals is a pretty high one for me. Stop slicing and dicing down there.
     
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  11. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
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  12. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    Are we talking Modern Gay(shits lame) Gay Fag Gay(has sex with men) Classical Gay(is happy) or Ye Olden Gay(has sex with women)?
     
  13. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Were talking about being gay. Not homosexuality. What are you high?
     
  14. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    I'm sorry I did not consider your delicate constitution when ascertaining the clarificational inquiries of the contextual sensitive nature of the word gay when used in a sentence. If your mind leaped up on the idea of man to man relations hence forth known as the Canadian handshake upon the asking of such a question, one would have that to file that under personal foibles and quirkelations of your own personage.
     
  15. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    You're the kind of guy to make this
     
  16. Stryker98

    Stryker98 First time out of the vault

    3
    Jul 16, 2020
    1. MAPS (Minor attracted persons) (Minor attracted positivity)
    This has been a problem for at least more than a year and the FBI has done jack shit about it, on Twitter they aren't even just discussing pedophilia they are LITERALLY paying each other for child abuse content

    2. Windows 10
    Probably the worst OS Mircosoft has shat out, backwards compatibility is so bad it can't even play Minecraft Pre-Alpha without freezing the entire system (look it up)

    3. Chihuahuas
    Fuck Chihuahuas, overly aggressive FEV experiment gone wrong looking asses.

    All I can think of right now
     
  17. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Fuck it.
    Bad zombie depictions.
    You get a choice between Romero zombies, Return zombies or Voodoo zombies.
    If you rip off 28 days later and call them zombies then off to the guillotines with you.

    I guess this is #2 for me then and yeah I think it's on par with the previous one.
     
  18. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Adultury once married should result in jail time.
     
  19. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    It is in some states.
     
  20. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    I don't agree with that one at all. That basically enslaves a person to their spouse and if they get into a bad relationship and the other one drags out the divorce procedure then it means you can't fuck anyone at all cause it's illegal. Cheating is bad and all but the law has no right to dictate that part of life. Give 'em an inch and they'll take the mile. They would not stop there and would start to meddle in other aspects of life, especially marriage. Then there's other issues such as rape by force, rape by being drugged, open relationships, he said she said and being on a "break" to name a few. But sure, give the government control of our love lives, nothing could go wrong with that.
     
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