Aurelius Of Phoenix

Aurelius Of Phoenix

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    "Sir, I'm sorry but your membership card to 'Freddy's Fuck Fortress' doesn't count as a driver's license, you'll have to follow me."
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    I liked the Night Sentinels and the idea of different humans in other dimensions but the Maykrs are gay, the whole "dude, everyone goes to Hell" is funny, but and ID doesn't know how to write without being anime.
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    Doom 64 is cool though and the actual Doom Eternal gameplay is fun except for that low ammo capacity, and excessive platforming isn't fun.
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    The whole basing DOOM on Saturday morning cartoons, the not wanting metal in the soundtrack, and the AYLMAOS all point to the writers distaste for demons and demonology. Instead of deepening the satanic and horror angle Doom 3 and 64 championed, they went with this. While the game is good the setting and it's content is mush for mass appeal.
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    Creepy crawlies in my veins like nodules, tracing my vision as they go the circumference and then stop like dead pixels in my eyes. :)
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    alec
    Could be a brain tumor. Could be love. Could be a monkey taking a crap on your scalp.
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Well Doc, I do see eye snow and on top of that I constantly see things moving just outside my vision and have headaches.
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    TorontoReign
    According to everyone online all you need is massive amounts of DMT.
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    My Dad apparently shook hands with someone who has the kung flu, so I guess I'll probably get it :|
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Make your dad go get cigarettes from the store and be right back. That always works.
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    He's on that OG DANK Kush baby! So I don't know if that'll work.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    bath salts r dangerous
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    Finally getting around to Civ 5 and it's pretty good.
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    TorontoReign
    I put a couple hundred hours into it. I never played 4 though so I feel as if I did something wrong.
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    I bought 5 and 6 with all the dlc because of the steam sale and since I can't run Civ 6 because of my shit-tier laptop I'm playing Civ 5 while people run to buy toilet paper and all the businesses close around me.
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    42 hours in and I finished my first standard prince campaign with diplomacy. Now I'm getting achievements before I do the harder and longer playthroughs. Game's good and has some interesting mods for when I fully explore the base game.
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    Who actually collects those POP! figures? They seem to be the most popular figures for the beta and "girl" crowds.
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    alec
    I don't "collect" them, but I have a couple of Joker Pops. I actually like the design of them, I like to think of them as 3D stick figures. They even remind me of how I draw: simple as fuck, with a slight focus on facial features. But whatever. If you hate it so much, just sell it or get rid of it.
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Yes, it's my secret fear of being force-fed hormones and being turned into a "girl" against my will. I don't hate them it's just that they seem to be fucking everywhere and whenever I see them on the internet it's those people who have shelves of the shit on display as if it's cool.
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    alec
    I don't understand the people who collect all of them, but I do understand the ones who like a certain franchise (The Simpsons, Peanuts ...) and then add some Pops of that franchise to their collection. Unfortunately, a lot of collectors buy these dolls thinking they'll be worth a fortune one day, while most of them will never be worth more than their initial price.
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    Thomas plead his case to the Fay, describing his woes and how it would take time to pay off the debt he had accrued after being healed.
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    alec
    Yeah, that's the exact sentence that got my cunt wet as fuck as well. Now all I can think about are nigger dicks. Preferably two so they can spitroast the Caucasian shit out of me. You're a dirty man, Aurelius. I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    "He fingered the small box timidly and his mind was a storm of thoughts."

    Yeah, this is definitely not the recent imagery of your latest wank thoughts.
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    What a bunch of fucking perverts! Clearly this is no place where great minds can come and critique their works.
    @alec Methinks the nigger cock has scrambled your brains, seeing as you say only an eye, I'll presume it was after a thorough skull-fucking.
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    Weeping widows wreathed with webbing worked wildly, while Wraiths wrenched whores' whole wombs wide for wary wiggly wraithlings.
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    You had one start with an I instead of a W. Disgraceful.
    Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Remove the hyphen so it's grammatically correct. -lings doesn't require a hyphen when used as a suffix
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    Pretty puffy pink vulvae vibrated voraciously for four fiery femmes, while William watched with subtle supervision. He hewed hefty honey-filled helpings to too timely turns on ornery Ophelia, Oriana , Olivia, or Opal. Sweating superbly sighing sagely climbing cleverly deterring dynamic denouement.
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    Sigh... somehow the Enclave has returned, once again.
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    I'd introduce a new enemy called the space mutants, somehow fev landed on the moon and mixed with an alien bacteria creating grey super mutants. The plot would revolve around Journeying deep into the interior of the moon, where they have built there civilization. You would then discover that the moon is really an egg that's hiding an entity known as Acri'llah who really started the great war.
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    This entity would be tied to the Krivbeknih which caused it to enter a cosmic slumber after the lone wanderer destroyed the evil tome back in the Capital Wasteland. With the mutants guarding this egg and worshiping the slumbering god the player must decide what to do: Kill everything or aid in awakening the dead god.
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    ironmask
    Now you put in too much effort into writing the story. If Bethesda were going to retcon the games and shit on the lore then they could at least write something this cool but instead we would get a secret enclave moon base or more generic 50's aliens.
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    Working on the fourth wheel of Time book after finishing the first three, so far it's a good read.
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    Recommended music to read it with:
    The wheel of Time
    Ride into Obsession
    -Blind Guardian
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    Probably gonna start either The Black Company by Glen Cook or The book of the new sun by Gene Wolfe next.
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    Finished the Wheel of Time and it's pretty good, slows to a crawl in the middle but bookends pretty nicely, though Sanderson failed to carry over Jordan's eloquence and his dialogue was trash I feel he finished admirably and his magic autism didn't soil the books as I feared.
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    Woah cats and kittens it's 2020! Don't kill yourselves just yet, I think this decade is gonna be a blast!
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    Salacious sycophants strive to sell semen-deluged, starburst-sweetened sweaters to sheep. More at 11.
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    tyrannical troglodyte transsexual transformers and hollow heretical hierarchical hedonists molest the mass monitored and mooched milk-toast morons.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    At least do it on Dopa's level.
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    Masterfully maniacal Motor enthusiasts seize sexually seditious sisters leading to bursting belly babies burping black blood-chunks. Sisters screaming scarily stripping skin into exquisitely edifying eggnog-enveloped ectomorphs.
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    I wonder what the middle eastern term for killing someone is? Sleeping with the camels? Fraternizing with the virgins? Praying with Allah?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Why would Allah pray, and who would he pray to? Anyway, they'll often bring up martyrdom in irl cases. "Has been martyrized/become a martyr", even if they didn't deliberately martyrize per se.
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    Meaning that they were praying in Allah's presence more so than praying together.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Say Hola to Allah.
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    George Lucas is probably going on a drug-fueled rampage at the Disney offices AS WE SPEAK!
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    But that was in a loving way, like a father putting his child in a dress and providing an escort service. Their was love, but with Disney it's skid row, stds, and back alley abortions.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    555-555-COME ON NOW
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    More like: 555-555-CUM ON ME NOW
    So it's a 1st person advert, I hear that really gets people going.
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